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    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Michael Banovsky Michael Banovsky
    11/04/09

    It's Wednesday November 4…which means it's time for #carchat!

    Tonight's Twitter #carchat: the marathon day of Chrysler announcements, re-imagining the new Chrysler logo, SEMA, how custom cars might no longer be cool, and that the Dodge Viper logo looks like Daffy Duck.

    Check out the preview at vLane.com, and be sure to search for the tag "#carchat", starting at 8PM tonight, Wed. October 21. Questions? michael [at] banovsky [dot] com or at my Twitter page.

    #carchat
    #twitter
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    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    10/28/09

    In reply to FakeRayWert Twitter Account Is Adorable!
    I'm not sure how funny FakeRayWert is, but if he or she can keep up the frequent fervent postings for at least a year, FakeRay will be 100% awesome to me. That way I'll know that FakeRay is truly consumed by a hatred of Real Ray, and is dedicated to airing that hatred in one of the most pointless ways possible. That gets respect in my book. #twitter
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    10/07/09

    In reply to Fake Scott Monty Better Looking Than Real Scott Monty
    Wert's been lashing out at Ford on Twitter today, too.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    09/12/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    Ironically this is actually one of the better uses of twitter; I find it much more important to know where I can get the cheapest price on certain commodities than what my friends are having for lunch.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/12/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    "Need a treat (should we say tweet)?"

    No. No, you should not.
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of TechnoDestructo TechnoDestructo
    09/11/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    Twitter's finest hour was precipitated by the fact that it is SO STUPID that the Iranian government didn't think it was worth blocking.
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    Flathead Smith promoted this comment TechnoDestructo was starred TechnoDestructo was unstarred
    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    09/11/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    Twitter: The inanity of a personal Blog with the added suckitude of character limits.

    What's funny to me is that Twitter has been around for YEARS and nobody used it.
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    Image of I was drivin' that Model A I was drivin' that Model A
    09/11/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    I almost had to stop the car the first time I saw a Loaf 'n Jug...was somewhere near Amarillo, and after several hours of the US287 drone, it inexplicably cracked me up.
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    Image of intellivised intellivised
    09/11/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    Here in Laramie the Loaf N' Jug is (sort of) kitty corner to the Kum N' Go.

    Yep.
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    Image of ƒß✓ ƒß✓
    09/11/09

    @intellivised: Isn't there just something magical about innuendo-named gas stations?
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    FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway promoted this comment ƒß✓ was starred ƒß✓ was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/12/09

    @FBJ: So this one time, I gave my partner a Blue Canoe...
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    09/11/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    I've tried the whole Twitter thing and don't much care for it. Even if you hate it and never want to try it, at least go read this:

    [twitter.com]
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    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets promoted this comment Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    09/11/09

    @Jo Schmo: Thats good stuff.

    ""The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    09/11/09

    @Jo Schmo: I think the guy makes quite a bit of that up.
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    HoonThatFerrari promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/11/09

    @Jo Schmo: Damn, I hope I'm half that crusty when I get old.
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    Image of I was drivin' that Model A I was drivin' that Model A
    09/11/09

    @Jo Schmo:

    This merely confirms my intense dislike for the waste of time and totally worthless use of technology which is Twitter.

    /tired of everyone feeling as if they need to be *somebody*...puhleeze.... Now quit yer damned texting bullshit and fookin' drive, y'idiot!
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/12/09

    @Shamoononon: I read a few just now, and I'd be willing to bet at least a reasonably small sum of money that it's real. The dad could just be some 73-year-old wiseass. This one seems to be such a typically dad-like thing to say: "Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and I'll let you handle... what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."

    According to his info in the upper right, the guy's 28 and still lives at home - OF COURSE his dad would say something like that!

    (Oh, and the Mrs. Dash one was great, too).

    But, then, maybe I'm just being Gulliver - errr... GULLIBLE! Or at least willing to suspend my disbelief for some good entertainment.
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    Image of ProperBritish ProperBritish
    09/11/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    twitter is the most pointless invention in the world. its a chronically dumbed down social network. Which is the lowest of the low.
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    GreenN_Gold promoted this comment ProperBritish was starred ProperBritish was unstarred
    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    09/11/09

    @ProperBritish: You can't discount the fact that it pisses off the Iranian government, so it's got that going for it.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    09/11/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    Some convenience stores don't need Twitter.
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    09/11/09


    Oh yeah...photo.
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    Image of .357 .357
    09/11/09

    @skaycog - Got Milk?: Thank you, come again.
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    skaycog - Got Milk? promoted this comment .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
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    09/11/09

    @.357: Now I know why they call them Quick Stops.
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    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
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    09/11/09

    @skaycog - Got Milk?: You can buy milk there. Although I wouldn't recommend it.
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    09/11/09

    @.357: You can also fill er up there.
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    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
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    09/11/09

    @skaycog - Got Milk?: Oh really? I assumed that was done in Motel 6.
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    09/11/09

    @.357: What the hell are you talking about? You embarrass me!
     Reply
    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
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    09/11/09

    @skaycog - Got Milk?: Hey, you totally purposely pulled a double entrende with the fill er up thing.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    09/11/09

    @.357: Listen, Mr. .357, convenience stores have gas pumps, right? And what do you do at gas pumps? Fill er up! Shame on you!
     Reply
    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    09/11/09

    @skaycog - Got Milk?: Isn't it more like gas stations have convenience stores attached?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/11/09

    @.357: Not 7 Elevens.
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    Image of .357 .357
    09/11/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: Yeah, they have a lot of extra stuff in them. Their slushies are damn good.
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    09/11/09

    @.357: I think the big money is in the store part, not gas.
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    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    09/11/09

    @skaycog - Got Milk?: That would explain why Cigarettes are $6.00 at gas stations and $5.71 everywhere else.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    09/11/09

    @skaycog - Got Milk?: Oh yeah. They make like 80%+ of their profit from the store, the gas is just there to give you a reason to stop.

    Guy I know used to own an AMPM, he was pissed when they made him install the "Pay at the Pump" stuff. So pissed he sold the place.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/12/09

    @something_unique_and_descriptive: When you sell a convenience store, do they make you retire to India or Pakistan?
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    Image of wojo-The Defective Psyience Detective: wojo-The Defective Psyience Detective:
    09/11/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    Come on, what about;

    "Follow Jalopnik on Twitter"

    How about;

    "Follow Jalopnik on Jalopnik"!

    /Jus' sayin'
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    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets promoted this comment Edited by wojo-The Defective Psyience Detective: at 09/11/09 5:43 PM wojo-The Defective Psyience Detective: was starred wojo-The Defective Psyience Detective: was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/11/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    I knew this Twitter thing was out of hand when my favorite websites began peppering their page with invitations to follow their columnists on Twitter. Isn't that why I'm on the website in the first place?
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    Image of Clown Shoe Pilot Clown Shoe Pilot
    09/11/09

    @Alfisted: I knew it was out of hand when the web hosting company I work for posted outage news on twitter instead of our perfectly customer portal.

    not our finest example of cotomer sevis. those of us who work there but are not in marketing wondered just exactly wtf was going on, and why are we paying a guy to play with twitter all day.
     Reply
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    Image of Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish! Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish!
    09/11/09

    In reply to Follow "LOAFNJUG" On Twitter
    A gas station that sells bread and lap dances?

    BRILLIANT!
     Reply
    Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish! was starred Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish! was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/11/09

    @Tomsk welcomes the Jezebanned home: Isn't it the best idea ever?

    Man cannot live on bread alone!
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    Image of pres pres
    09/11/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: That only works if she's lactating.

    Too much?
     Reply
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    09/11/09

    @pres: Not too much, but enough to weird out the people you didn't want to hang out with anyway.
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    09/11/09

    @Tomsk welcomes the Jezebanned home: It's only one jug. This place must be an adult entertainment establishment for lazy guys that has female employees that have suffered a horrible industrial accident. Doesn't sound much fun.
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    Image of Neener Neener
    09/11/09

    @vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: No it's much worse...the Loaf is not what you think it is.
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    Alfisted promoted this comment Neener was starred Neener was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/11/09

    @Neener: Sh*t n' T*t
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    09/11/09

    @Neener: Care for a Twinkie?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/11/09

    @Alfisted: And people think Internet memes die so easily.
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    09/11/09

    @Tomsk welcomes the Jezebanned home: Horny Hooters?
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    09/11/09


    @Dhillaz 2.0:
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    09/11/09


    @Pessimipposaurus: Oh so it's macros you want...
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    09/11/09

    @Dhillaz 2.0: I laughed so hard I nearly couldn't breathe. Totally didn't expect this on Jalopnik. Good job!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/12/09

    @vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: So I took a photo in Keene, NH several years ago... the Walgreens there had a fairly attractive sale on. "MILK 1 GAL $2.79", the sign read. I thought that if she had a reasonably firm rack, the price was right.
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    Image of Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish! Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish!
    09/12/09

    @FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway: Darn ti...er, tootin'!
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    Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish! was starred Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish! was unstarred
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