What would happen if Fast and the Furious fans were like Twilight fans, cosplaying and writing fanfic? Pretty much this.
For those of you that haven’t seen the Twilight series, don’t! I’ll summarize it for you.
Robert Pattinson, gazillionaire vampire movie star that he is, buys everything off of Craigslist. His car, for instance, is a $2,500 Chevy Silverado and he took it to weird places just like you do. What weird places? A parking lot where people watch each other having sex.
Audi is literally killing it this year with a Super Bowl commercial that captures the sparkle vampire zeitgeist and adds a typically violent Audi twist. It's a winner for anyone who loves watching teen vampires get toasted to a sweet, sweet Echo & the Bunnymen soundtrack.
Teenage sparkle vampire dings parked car, doesn't leave note. Objects in mirror may be invisible/inconsiderate. [Parade]
If you have a wife/daughter/girlfriend/sister, you're likely incredibly annoyed by their obsession with the Twilight Saga movies and their lame sparkle vampires. Now, Volvo wants to use this schlocky tween vamp romance to sell you a car. Gag.