Robert Pattinson Buys Cheap Cars On Craigslist And Goes To Weird Places…

Robert Pattinson, gazillionaire vampire movie star that he is, buys everything off of Craigslist. His car, for instance, is a $2,500 Chevy Silverado and he took it to weird places just like you do. What weird places? A parking lot where people watch each other having sex. » 8/24/12 4:00pm 8/24/12 4:00pm

Watch Audi Kill Vampires In Super Bowl Ad

Audi is literally killing it this year with a Super Bowl commercial that captures the sparkle vampire zeitgeist and adds a typically violent Audi twist. It's a winner for anyone who loves watching teen vampires get toasted to a sweet, sweet Echo & the Bunnymen soundtrack. » 1/26/12 12:30pm 1/26/12 12:30pm

Creepy Sparkle Vampires Want To Sell You A Volvo

If you have a wife/daughter/girlfriend/sister, you're likely incredibly annoyed by their obsession with the Twilight Saga movies and their lame sparkle vampires. Now, Volvo wants to use this schlocky tween vamp romance to sell you a car. Gag. » 11/12/09 1:30pm 11/12/09 1:30pm