Why Not Drive Directly Into an Apocalyptic Dust Storm?

Uh oh! God is mad about Casey Anthony. So mad he sent an enormous, end-times style haboob, or dust storm, to sweep across Phoenix. (Just kidding! There is no God, only the aimless movement of sand across the desert waste.) And the fellow who filmed this video seems to have realized that the best way to confront the… » 7/06/11 2:45pm 7/06/11 2:45pm

Woman Uses NYC Subway Train as Shower

By now you probably realize that the New York City subway is full of all sorts of colorful characters, from crazy naked racists to manic shoe-lickers to spaghetti-hurling ladies. Tonight we can add this half-naked woman—who took over a Bronx-bound 2 train on Saturday to wash herself—to the growing list. The slightly… » 7/05/11 9:30am 7/05/11 9:30am

Did a Delta Employee Pee All Over This Guy's Luggage?

It's been a bad month for Delta. On the heels of the firestorm over baggage fees the airline was charging soldiers returning from active duty in Iraq and Afghanistan comes a story from a British man named Sy Haze, who is accusing Delta of peeing all over his clothes and stealing aftershave from his luggage, among… » 6/22/11 3:21am 6/22/11 3:21am

'I Locked My Keys In My Car' And Other Reasons Roger Ailes Calls the…

Jowly asshole Roger Ailes, the chairman of Fox News, is a security-obsessed paranoiac who spies on his employees, installed blast-resistant plexiglass in his office windows, carries a concealed weapon, and travels with a full-time retinue of bodyguards. All of which may help explain why the cops were called to his New… » 6/02/11 3:10pm 6/02/11 3:10pm

Airplanes Are Just Like Slave Ships, Says Some Kind of Expert

Steven Heller is a celebrated expert. His area of expertise is graphic design. In other words, he sees order in patterns in ways that the layman cannot. For example, in a piece today for PrintMag.com entitled "A Curious Similarity," he couldn't help but notice the parallels between airplane seating arrangements and… » 5/25/11 1:22am 5/25/11 1:22am

Roswell 'UFO' Was Nothing More than Stalin's Nazi Space Ship Full of…

As one of America's foremost news sources for crazy internet people, we feel it is important to keep you informed on the very latest news regarding the real story behind mysterious government alien autopsy site "Area 51," the Nevada military base where they keep that UFO that crashed in Roswell in 1947. And now, the… » 5/23/11 5:46pm 5/23/11 5:46pm

Capitol Hill Staffer Changes His 'WTF 44' License Plates

Few mysteries among the Capitol Hill gossip set were more unsolvable, not to mention trivial, than that of the 2007 Lincoln Navigator with Texas license plates reading "WTF 44" situated in the Longworth House Office Building parking lot. Why would this Texan motorist be so perplexed over the current and 44th president… » 5/17/11 1:46pm 5/17/11 1:46pm

Head, Chainsaw Found Lying Around On Coke Street

Lest you think all the decapitation action is going down overseas, police in Houston discovered a "head and an arm" in a black trash bag in a yard on a street called Coke. Next to the bag was a chainsaw. (Yes, it's an honest-to-goodness Texas chainsaw massacre. Take a moment to get all your Leatherface ya-yas out.) » 5/17/11 2:41am 5/17/11 2:41am