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    Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta

    OnStar May Add Voice-Activated Twitter Capability
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
    Watch out. The green ones aren't ripe yet.


    Unless it's lime-flavored, in which case, dive in!

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
    Find a Corvette and a shopping mall and a beach landing craft.
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    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    04/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
    I want to see a picture of the Buddy Christ!
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    Image of pres pres
    04/24/09

    @Quattro-luvr:


    Hang on, I look a bit like Jesus.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
    "Is it green?"


    ...


    "Oh, yes."

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    04/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
    Don't forget the Hella light-bar setup and studded tires.


    # 100 metres, kink right severity 2

    # 200 m, square left

    # 100 m, kink right severity 4

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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
    Squeeze Green? Fiesta Movement? You need to cut back on the salads, there.
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    Image of Pew Pew BOOM Pew Pew BOOM
    04/24/09

    @Ash78: It could've been pink, that would be nasty. What can you eat to have a pink Fiesta movement? Hmm....
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/24/09

    @Ninja for hire: I don't know, but there would have been something appropriate about a PINK car at Detroit METRO Airport.


    /now i'm stretching

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    Image of Pew Pew BOOM Pew Pew BOOM
    04/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
    Hoon the crap out of it.
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    04/24/09

    @Ninja for hire: I can see it now: "The Fiesta is absolutely the last car that should be jumped over rail crossings or driven at high speeds across a pasture in the dark, with the lights off. Ford really has a hugely uncompetetive car on their hands here."
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
    Good luck, Diddles! I can't wait for you to total it in a fiery blaze...uh...I mean, responsibly drive it.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
    There is no way I'm going to follow a Fiesta Movement closely. I'll just hang back a few yards here.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
    I can twitter you!?
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    Image of Captain Liverspots Captain Liverspots
    04/24/09

    @pauljones:


    Shouldn't you at least buy him a drink first?

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/24/09

    @Major Liverfailure: Well, his name is "Diddles", after all...
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/24/09

    @pauljones: I twittered Diddles last night!


    No, it's true!

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    Image of Thrashy, perpetual Minardi Thrashy, perpetual Minardi
    04/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor To Pick Up Ford Fiesta
    Squeeze Green? Is that the color of the one that Top Gear reviewed in S12? Do you have 50 pence? Will you drive it through a mall for us? What types of smoke grenades fit in the cupholders?
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/24/09

    @Thrashy is like FTF, but for CRXes: Will you stick a zebra head in the trunk?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/30/09

    In reply to OnStar May Add Voice-Activated Twitter Capability
    8:41 AM: Fuck. I'm gonna be late going in today.

    8:43 AM: Hey, dickhead, that's a turn-only lane!

    8:44 AM: Sorry about that. I got - Back off my ass, fucknut! - a bit fired up.

    8:48 AM: Ya know, I can't stand people who can't just choose a HRRRRRNK god damn it you almost got your front bumper taken off you dumb whore, shut up and drive!

    8:51 AM: This really isn't my morning.

    8:57 AM: The cockhat in the jacked-up Ram is still tailgating me. I regret replacing my catalytic converter.

    9:01 AM: The shit was that? Seriously? Watch for fucking traffic.

    9:03 AM: Hey! Look! You in the Corolla! It says you can't make a cock-smacking U-turn there, so why are you trying to flip a bitch HERE instead of a block further up? Argh!

    9:07 AM: Fuckin' A. Pulled over to check how to turn this shit off. Can't figure it out. Oh well. Now I'll be later.

    9:14 AM: WHOA! Tie down your fucking load, you bucket of rotting cat menses! Good God.

    9:16 AM: All right, twats, I'm at work. Wish me luck.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/30/09

    In reply to OnStar May Add Voice-Activated Twitter Capability
    Great. Like we needed something else for idiots to be doing while they're supposed to be driving their car.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    03/30/09

    In reply to OnStar May Add Voice-Activated Twitter Capability
    bzr: just crashed my car. feel numb. hear sirens comin. light fadin to blk cant hear sirens nymore see brgt ligh at tunel..ttyl
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    03/30/09

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