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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    Ok, I lied.

    It appears eastern Europe is the Riverside County of Europe.

    And don't tell me you weren't drooling, haters.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    Meh. On both counts.
     Reply
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    Having just come back from a weekend-long bachelor party in New Orleans, and then having this presented to me, I'd just like to say...

    ...nothing.

    There's nothing I have to say that I'd like recorded here for any and all to see.
     Reply
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/15/09

    @Mad_Science: The irony is that your level of apathy was so apathetic that it warranted a post to describe how apathetic your degree of apathy could be.
     Reply
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    09/15/09

    @HoonThatFerrari: Mission Accomplished!
     Reply
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    Image of Fat Tire Fat Tire
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    All of a sudden, the SEMA show seems tame.
     Reply
    something_unique_and_descriptive promoted this comment Fat Tire was starred Fat Tire was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    I don't know why the Roma are so reviled. I think they're hot!
     Reply
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    Image of Zeusnemesis Zeusnemesis
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    As a gearhead, I love shows like this that showcase the latest. I want one of those high performance models. I'll work on it, practice with it -- determine it's limits and make it scream. Now what's this about cars?
     Reply
    P161911 promoted this comment Zeusnemesis was starred Zeusnemesis was unstarred
    Image of ProperBritish ProperBritish
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    i approve of this.
     Reply
    HoonThatFerrari promoted this comment ProperBritish was starred ProperBritish was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/14/09

    @ProperBritish: Then I, by proxy, shall approve your approval by approving this comment.
     Reply
    Edited by HoonThatFerrari at 09/14/09 11:07 PM HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of Maymar Maymar
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    You know, if someone's got a trampstamp and underwear with "white trash" emblazoned on the ass, there's no way you can class that up. Narration by Judi Dench, classical music soundtrack, and film it on a well-maintained French estate, it'll still be sleazy.

    I still watched.
     Reply
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    "Fuel" females feel foolish for festooning flimsy, filthy fashion.

    Hoons happy, however.
     Reply
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/14/09

    @GreenN_Gold:

    Are we Haiku-ing...?

    Fuel-ish are the girls,
    Who daub on grease for money,
    Strut now, as I film.

    Flimsy, sleazy ho's,
    Feed them meth or cocaine now,
    Are there cars involved?

    Yes, that's your costume,
    It's better than what you brought,
    Modeling sucks, yes?

    B*tch, get those heels on!
    No, I'm the Art Director,
    Kissing me won't help.
     Reply
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    Faster, Pussycat! Tune! Tune!
     Reply
    Tanshanomi was starred Tanshanomi was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/14/09

    @Tanshanomi: LOL!

    "Are you girls a bunch of nudists, or are you just short of clothes?"

    "Yes, sir - the thrill of the open road. New places, new people, new sights of interest. Now that's what I believe in, seeing America first!"
    "You won't find it down there, Columbus."
     Reply
    Edited by HoonThatFerrari at 09/14/09 11:06 PM HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    I cringe, thinking of the diseases I would inherit by standing within 2 feet of "The Fuel Girls."
     Reply
    Flathead Smith promoted this comment .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/15/09

    @.357: Judging from the video, you'd have a good chance of picking up a serious case of Lacunacoil. lol
     Reply
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    Not really into the slutty goth look, or even the virginal goth look. In fact if it's Goth,... I'm gone.

    Hint: have the grubby goth girls wash their knees before a photo shoot.
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/14/09

    @Flathead Smith: I agree. The Fuel Girls appear very fuelish to me.
     Reply
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    09/14/09

    @Flathead Smith:
    I couldn't disagree more. Its all part of the fantasy. The sluttier the better. The only change I'd make is so swap out the stripper heels for some clunky Doc Martens.
     Reply
    Flathead Smith promoted this comment Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was starred Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was unstarred
    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    09/14/09

    @Tiberiuswise: Are you talking about the fantasy of getting an STD?
     Reply
    Flathead Smith was starred Flathead Smith was unstarred
    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    09/14/09

    @Flathead Smith:
    No. Just like the fantasy where the Countach is a practical and enjoyable car, in this fantasy these girls are virgins with innate sexual knowledge waiting for me to make their dreams come true. Plus, they've got brownies.
     Reply
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    Image of brickyard brickyard
    09/14/09

    @Flathead Smith: I was really hoping that no one else would notice the dirty knees before I could comment on them.

    And you did so little with it.....
     Reply
    Flathead Smith promoted this comment brickyard was starred brickyard was unstarred
    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    09/14/09

    @brickyard: There are plenty of jokes to be had, but I try to keep things clean,...
     Reply
    Flathead Smith was starred Flathead Smith was unstarred
    Image of skitter skitter
    09/14/09

    @Tiberiuswise: You had me at 'brownies'.
     Reply
    skitter was starred skitter was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/14/09

    @Flathead Smith:
    It's not just the knees - look at the rest, too... is that supposed to grease, or is it a case of:
    "How can you tell they're not Hungarian models?"
    "They 'aven't got shit all over 'em."
     Reply
    HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/14/09

    In reply to How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
    Dammit, video won't work on the iPhone. Now I have to wait til I get home. In two days. Two days!!
     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
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