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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    11/21/09

    In reply to Yes, You Can Buy A "Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R" LeMons Team Shirt!
    This one seems sorta politically incorrect or somethin. I can wear my neon green Driveshaft Through the Skull T-shirt anywhere really. School, hockey games, the garage when I'm working on the Tempo.

    But I think I could offend people by showing up in a Shabbat Shalom M F R shirt.
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    Image of skitter skitter
    11/21/09

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: On the other hand, if it was a Shabbat Shalom MotherFcukeR shirt, I have no doubt it would be readily available at a horrifying shopping mall near you.
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    11/21/09

    @skitter: I was thinking of just buying one, and if anyone noticed I'd just say it meant: MonkeyFighteR
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    11/22/09

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: It's a cool shirt, but I think I'd have to be jewish to pull it off.
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    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    11/22/09

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: how, my tempo-enthusiastic friend, how you not gotten a jalopnik brand heart-clicky before now?(my character map isn't working right now, 'tm' shows up as 'ä'... so i want to let mr. wert know that i'm trying not to infringe upon trade-mark issues... i just can't use the symbol right now, sorry.... i blame nibbles)

    fixed. you now have one
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/24/09

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: You've just insulted MonkeyFighteRs everywhere. I hope you're happy, sicko.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    11/21/09

    In reply to Yes, You Can Buy A "Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R" LeMons Team Shirt!
    Bought with express delivery to make it in in time for Hanukkah!
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    I would wear these with pride only equaled by a high schooler with a rented prom tuxedo. #tshirt
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!

    I have two suggestions for your T-shirts:

    l. Tape or pin them to your garage walls.

    2. Have some quilts made from them. Then you could raffle them off and donate proceeds to charity. #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/14/09

    @skaycog: Whoa, a quilt would be pretty damn cool. #tshirt
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    Image of sardonicbastard sardonicbastard
    11/15/09

    @skaycog: Clearly it needs to not only be a quilt, but then turned into a snuggie, so that you could comfortably wear that much awesomeness and not get cold reaching for the remote. #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/16/09

    @Murilee Martin: Old t-shirts get stretchy and stretchy stuff doesn't work well on quilts. I had an old collection of 60s/early 70s Fender t-shirts--Fender has brought back some of them, but not all of them, strangely enough. We tried various ways to save them but the only one left is "The World's Favorite Love Machine" with some cartoonish birds and bees on it--after seeing the rest fail as pillows, throws and such, I can tell you that this kind of material is really made for t-shirts, period and I'm glad I didn't risk the "Love Machine" one, which is currently in hiding in the bottom of a drawer. #tshirt
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    I am sad to say I lost my Faster Farms T-shirt somewhere when I moved :( #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/14/09

    @LTDScott: Have you looked in a mirror? Are you wearing it? If not, wow, you should never have taken that off. Way too cool. With "cool" meaning of course "clever, neat, and demented." #tshirt
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/14/09

    @LTDScott: I'm sure Adrian will be selling them at Thunderhill. #tshirt
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    Oh man - can I buy a copy of #61 (Frogmasters) anywhere?

    You could probably start an internet T-shirt business with these designs and do handsomely with it. #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    This, my friends, is why American will never fail. #tshirt
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    Image of BlueBomb BlueBomb
    11/14/09

    @Novaload: Hahaha - don't you mean CHINA will never fail? #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/14/09

    @BlueBomb: No, no, this is homegrown talent, regardless of the fabric its on. #tshirt
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    Image of BlueBomb BlueBomb
    11/15/09

    @Novaload: I'm starting a sweat shop in Manhattan like the good ole days of manufacturing. Using sweat shops abroad is killing our GNP. #tshirt
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/16/09

    @BlueBomb: That's very patriotic of you, sir. We have to start re-building our economy some damn where!
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    11/14/09

    In reply to Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
    I have seen Heaven, and it is good. #tshirt
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    08/21/09

    In reply to Audi A4 Allroad Features Headlamp Converter For Euro Market
    I have one of these on my car. It's called a screwdriver.
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    08/21/09

    In reply to Audi A4 Allroad Features Headlamp Converter For Euro Market
    Ben,
    Who (k)new?

    /Syntax nazi
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    08/21/09

    In reply to Audi A4 Allroad Features Headlamp Converter For Euro Market
    You know what they say: If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features.
    This is a thoughtful feature, but, from an engineer who occasionally designs user interfaces, this seems to be another case of 'user interface designed by an engineer'. 'On' and 'Off' aren't very descriptive of what's going on here, you turn headlights on and off, but you don't convert them on and off, you convert them from right hand to left hand or some such... and if you've got a fancy digital readout able to show whatever you please, don't make me dig out the manual just to translate 'on' and 'off' to something tangible.

    Dilbert's head turned inside out from too much time on a UI designed by an engineer. I try to remember this while I'm working, Audi should do the same.

    Neat feature though.
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    Image of bradleysoken bradleysoken
    08/21/09

    In reply to Audi A4 Allroad Features Headlamp Converter For Euro Market
    Um, i'm sorry if this is a repost, but aren't the differences between US and euro code headlights a bit more than that?

    as far as i know, euro code headlights have a very distinct horizontal cut-off with a tiny amount of light directed up and to the side to illuminate signs but not blind people.

    whereas the US headlights just have the driver's side turned down a bit and a small amount of light is still directed above the car's driving plane to illuminate overhead signs. (not just to the side)
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    08/21/09

    @bradleysoken: Things may have changed with the advent of HID lighting, I don't know. I do know that you are correct about beam patterns on incandescent bulbs and their headlight glass. The European beam pattern is far superior. I replaced my MkII Jetta's wimpy rectangular lights with quad rounds (this is a very common conversion). I went from a total of 120 watts to 400 watts at high beam. Those flamethowers were very useful for dodging deer at highway speeds.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    08/21/09

    In reply to Audi A4 Allroad Features Headlamp Converter For Euro Market
    Why make this a feature that you have to change manually? just make the GPS change the headlight positions automatically when driving in the old UK.
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    Image of IronicalBalls IronicalBalls
    08/21/09

    In reply to Audi A4 Allroad Features Headlamp Converter For Euro Market
    I bet out of all super cars the Audi R8 is loved exceptionally by females compared to other makers. Guys would never read the drivers manual in detail and thus would never have cared about this option.
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    Image of brc is never late, because of his v8 brc is never late, because of his v8
    08/21/09

    In reply to Audi A4 Allroad Features Headlamp Converter For Euro Market
    meh the E39 has little metal handles to flick the beam over, covered with special little clear plastic caps. So much more drama to lift the lid and ceremoniously flick over the lights from left to right. Going in through some ipod menu is soo much less fun.
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