The TSA Found 51 Firearms In Luggage In Just One Week

Just last week, the TSA found fifty one firearms, forty five of which were loaded. Twenty of the loaded guns had rounds in the chamber. They also found ammunition, inert grenades and artillery shells, a saw concealed within a Bible, razor blades hidden in a shoe, and fourteen stun guns — including one disguised as a… » 4/15/14 2:46pm Tuesday 2:46pm

The TSA Laughs At Your Naked Body And Does Not Stop Terrorists

If you somehow need more proof that the Transportation Security Administration is an expensive, invasive joke of a federal agency that does not actually thwart airline terrorism, then writer and former TSA screener Jason Edward Harrington is happy to give you some. » 1/31/14 1:20pm 1/31/14 1:20pm

Safe Airports Are a Myth

Shotguns are not allowed through airport security. But what does that matter if you can build one from items purchased in an airport gift shop? The break-action shotgun pictured above was made from Red Bull cans, a hair dryer, batteries and a can of Axe body spray – and it can blast a handful of pocket change through a … » 12/03/13 2:24pm 12/03/13 2:24pm

TSA: 'Pay $85 to skip our security checks and get back your dignity'

TSA Pre-Check—a paid registration system that allows airplane passengers to skip security checks as long as they agree to get fingerprinted—is now available to everyone instead of just frequent fliers from some airlines. Now you just have to pay them $85 to get back the dignity and rights they stole from you. » 9/05/13 10:14am 9/05/13 10:14am

TSA Offers Grope-Free Airport Security Screening For Just $85

The TSA, America's tireless army of blue-shirted warriors tasked with protecting us from sexy women, disabled children, airline pilots and Rand Paul, are about to offer a sweet deal if getting groped isn't your bag. » 7/30/13 1:42pm 7/30/13 1:42pm

TSA Is Instagramming the Crazy Stuff It Confiscates at Checkpoints

What is Instagram for if not bragging oh so subtly about the stuff you're doing. It's true for rich kids on fancy vacations, and apparently, it's true for the Transportation Safety Administration, which has been posting images of the absurd stuff passengers are trying to carry on planes every day. » 7/02/13 6:36pm 7/02/13 6:36pm

Los Angeles TSA Needlessly Slut-Shames The Wrong 15-Year Old Girl

From what I can gather, being a teenaged girl doesn't seem easy. Even if you're a teenaged girl with one of the best dads I've ever known. One of the reasons it seems so difficult is thanks to creepy TSA agents who need to keep their mouths shut. » 6/17/13 3:12pm 6/17/13 3:12pm

Ford Built An Engine So Small They Were Able To Send It Through…

Going through TSA checkpoints when flying is always a chore. You have to chug your booze, take off your shoes, belt, aluminum underpants, empty your pockets, and take your laptop and engine blocks out of your carry-on bags. » 11/16/12 12:00pm 11/16/12 12:00pm

Anti-TSA Senator Rand Paul Detained By TSA

Kentucky Republican Senator Rand Paul doesn't like the Transportation Security Administration's procedures and has traded words with TSA administrator John S. Pistole in the past. Now, according to Paul's staff, the Senator is being detained by the TSA in Nashville at this moment. » 1/23/12 10:45am 1/23/12 10:45am