I'm not saying this is a good thing to do, or even something you should even consider at all. But for some of us, there may come a time in our lives when we need to stuff a living person in the trunk of a car. Sometimes things just escalate, okay? You've just gotta be cool and roll with it and then make sure your…

Let's face it: sooner or later, you're going to get abducted. It's a down economy, there's lots of increasingly desperate unemployed folks, and it's a more dignified way to meet new people than, say, Craigslist personals. So, yes, you'll probably get abducted, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

"The beer is supposed to be green, and we can't legally sell it" the bartender explains as he pours. This inevitably leads to me proving you can travel in the back of a Nissan 350Z and why I probably shouldn't.