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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    09/25/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    No rubber needed.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    The story is a bit vague. Was there a happy ending?
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    I'm sure someone will Introduce an EU wide Anti WWD (Wanking while driving) law in the near future. Brilliant.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    There are two types of Men in this world. Those that Masturbate and those that lie about it.
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    09/24/09

    @lilwillie hides autos in the attic: I tried to explain that to a friend of mine but she swore her husband never did.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    09/24/09

    @Jeb_Hoge:

    "her husband" ya, I can guarantee he busts one out on a regular basis being married.
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    09/25/09

    @lilwillie hides autos in the attic: You mean two types of people. Women do it too, just not usually as proud, or honest about it.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    [the driver] was taken to a local hospital, where he was treated for extreme chafing, and released.
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop

    I wonder if this was who made his engine
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    Dr.Danger: ::You are awesome: promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    09/24/09


    @PowerTryp forever Minardi:
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    09/24/09

    @Dr.Danger: Touché sir.
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    Dude, if you're taking that long to get there, you ain't getting there.
     Reply
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    Image of superbadd75, now I remember why I left... superbadd75, now I remember why I left...
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    Well at least he had his log out when the cops arrived.
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    mytdawg promoted this comment superbadd75, now I remember why I left... was starred superbadd75, now I remember why I left... was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/24/09

    @superbadd75, with electrolytes!: Hahahaha.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    First thing I thought of...
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    That pretty much describes my whole fourteenth and fifteenth years on this planet. Yeah, like you weren't exactly the same.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/24/09

    @Number_Six: Wow- you were driving big rigs at 14. Awesome.
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    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    09/24/09

    @Number_Six: I wasn't. 11 through 13 though....
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    09/24/09

    @Number_Six: I heard the best thing in the house was the Sears catalog. That's what I heard.

    Still is.
     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    He tossed his load all over the road. Followed shortly by lots of rubbernecking during cleanup.
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    Dr.Danger: ::You are awesome: promoted this comment Edited by Jo Schmo at 09/24/09 4:08 PM Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    09/24/09

    @Jo Schmo has lost that commenting feeling: That's against the rules...
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop

    I'll tell you one thing - That's Not Yogurt!
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/24/09

    @TimTim:
    You are unbelievable. All you guys are unbelievable!
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/24/09

    @TimTim: It ain't hair gel, either.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/24/09

    @skaycog: Oh sure, like you've never looked at a washing machine and thought...
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09/24/09

    @Alfisted:
    Hey, I told you that in confidence! You said you wouldn't tell.
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    Image of Thomas Paladino Thomas Paladino
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    Lets be honest, who hasn't done this. I mean really people. Pot/kettle etc.
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    Image of EidolWays EidolWays
    09/24/09

    @Thomas Paladino: Generally speaking, I would hope the number of individuals that have gotten high, driven a semi while getting high AND getting off, and then crashed that semi while /still/ getting off are few and far between.
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    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    At least it wasn't a Dutch rudder.
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    09/24/09

    In reply to Dutchman Flips Tractor Trailer While Masturbating, Doesn't Stop
    From an appropriately Dutch group:

    I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel [rod?]
    There's a voice in my head that drives my heel
    It's my baby callin', says I need you here
    And it's half past four and I'm shifting gear
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    Image of skierpage skierpage
    09/24/09

    @tonyola: You beat me (off) to it. It doesn't get that hot in Dutchland, so Radar Love's "hands wet on the wheel" never made a lot of sense until now. Making "hand" singular really seals the deal.
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