If you're ever stuck on top of a tractor trailer in a huge flood, take this guy as a shining beacon of inspiration. Did he let his feathers get ruffled? Nope. He had a nice little cell phone convo while rescue workers figured out the sticky details.
New Zealand truck driver Steven McCormack fell onto the nozzle of a tank of compressed air, inadvertently "inflating" himself through his butt. No, really; the air (compressed at 100 psi) forced its way into his skin:
Give credit to trucker Larry Armstrong, he seems to be taking the slow incineration of his 18-wheeler on a Dallas freeway yesterday in stride. Perhaps it was because the truck was empty, or maybe this just happens to him often.