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    Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz

    Buy Dale Earnhardt, Jr's Nuts!

    Corn-Nuts Anyone?

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    Image of akier akier
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    I saw this the other day on Park near MacArthur, and I nearly hit a bus. Total headsnap doubletake. It made my year.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    Speaking of which, have fellow Easy Bayers seen that faded orange 1970s Toyota Corona MkII wagon glued on top of a 4x4 chassis? That thing is radical! I've seen it a few times between Emeryville and Richmond.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/10/09

    @Maxichamp: On that note, I saw a half-Jeep-CJ, half-early-'80s-Hilux chimera this afternoon. Wasn't quick enough with the camera, though.


    Those of you in Cheshire/Hillsborough counties - take note.


    Also, I've heard rumors of an oddly outfitted Wrangler. Will report back.

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    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    It's so wrong it works in that sort of half-mocking way.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    All I want is the name and address of the perpetrator of this abomination. That and 30 minutes alone with said perp and a rubber hose.
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    Image of Michael J Backus Michael J Backus
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    It's fun watching the readers trying to decode the 'gangsta' hipspeeak. I'm guessing "hella bass" is one of those effing low range stereo cannons that cause shitboxes to vibrate and expand visibly at stoplights.


    Sadly this donk has no trunk to have junk in. Ba-donk.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/09/09

    @Michael J Backus: Gangsta? Hella is a regular part of the northern California vocabulary, and I'm pretty sure you don't need a definition for "bass".


    [www.urbandictionary.com]

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    Image of Michael J Backus Michael J Backus
    05/09/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick:


    I don't need a definition for "hella" either. You sound like a bay area'chick'. There's that unmistakable, nasal "more liberal than thou" tone.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/09/09

    @Michael J Backus: Wow, someone got defensive in a hurry. I was merely pointing out that "hella bass" is perfectly comprehensible to most people and not necessarily supposed to sound gangsta/wangsta/whatever snarky term you choose to use next.


    What's with the Bay Area hate, anyway? Did you not get into Stanford?


    [jalopnik.com]

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    Image of .357 .357
    05/09/09

    @Michael J Backus: I'm sorry, but there is nothing "gangsta" about the term hella. And, being rude to other commenters doesn't make you sound smart.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    05/09/09

    @Michael J Backus: It is possible that the term "hella" originated at my high school in Alameda (next door to Oakland) in the late 70s. That's a claim I hear from time to time. In any case, TheEastBayKid is an Oakland native, still lives there, and has every right to use East Bay slang.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    I never thought I'd love a donk, but Murilee, you've proven me wrong!
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    05/09/09

    @A strolling player: It's so wrong it's right!
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/09/09

    @FBJ: Exactly. It's a clash of cultures. Such wheels should be accompanied by glossy green paint and Mountain Dew logos, such nuts should be on a lifted Ram 2500...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/10/09

    @A strolling player: By "Mountain Dew," I assume, you mean "Cisco"?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    Ironic hipster?
    Clueless moron?
    More money than sense?
    Disturbed AMC fetishist?


    What's next, a donked Chevette? Citation?

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    05/09/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: This is what results when d.) comes into c.).
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    Image of junkman junkman
    05/09/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: Don't tempt me.....
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    If he puts rims on that are a bit smaller, he would have a better looking Hornet.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/09/09

    @.threefiveseven: I feel like that was supposed to be a pun, or something. Am I going crazy?
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/09/09

    @A strolling player: I make the comments, you can interpret them anyway.
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    If any car has to be a donk, it might as well be a Hornet. I've seen lifted Eagles with less ground clearance.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    Wire wheels done well.
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    05/09/09

    @.threefiveseven: Not on the Hornet, but on the Jag. Damn comments always collapsing!
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    I got nothing, the attrocities done to this car are so bad it has left me speechless.
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    Image of jdoubleh jdoubleh
    05/09/09

    @OldeEnglishD: Do you refer to atrocities in general, or is there some base level of respect that AMC's are supposed to deserve? Maybe I'm just so used to seeing donks here in the South (though usually its late malaise GM or Ford). The way I see it, most AMC's are so bfugly that there is little you can do to make them better or worse. At the very least, its amusing that someone is willing to be seen driving this.
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    05/09/09

    @jdoubleh diesel halo edition: No car, no matter how ugly to start with, should be donked and nutted. The sad thing is they took an already ugly ar and made it worse. It's like giving a massive weggie to the "slow" kid at your school. His life is already tuff enough, must we make his BVD's meet his colon too?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    The more I think about it, the more I think it needs Hellas, bass, and truck nutz.


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    Image of 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche
    05/09/09

    @FuzzyPussycow: I don't understand why people want fish, hella or otherwise, in their vehicles.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/09/09

    @03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche: They make great pranks, though. Stick one under the seat.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05/09/09

    @FuzzyPussycow: I will admit I'm a big fan of HELLAS.


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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/09/09

    In reply to Donked AMC Hornet Sportabout Sports Hella Bass, Truck Nutz
    What the fuck? This thing's a riot. The knock-off spinners and subdued paint make the donks acceptable, and the "Union for Obama/Biden" sticker is a hoot.


    Deeeeeeez nu-uuts...

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    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    05/09/09

    @FuzzyPussycow:


    FuzzyPussycow... This is what its come down to. Adding in FUZZY + Pussy + cow.


    WOW.


    The same feeling I get with this JACKED Hornet, I get with yor name. I love ya Fuzzy, but FUZZYPUSSY. No.


    Just like DOMKS on a Wagon Hornet.


    I can see.. mags, even dirty / filthy mags. But no truck nuts. And no hitch.


    I mean shit..
    I bet he paid 4x the cost of the vehicle.. for the rims, and yet ya put THOSE on that!


    No just no.


    Oh yeah.. FUZZY.


    I hate FUZZY on my Puzzy.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/09/09

    @Accords went loco, killed Camry and Malibu.:
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    05/09/09

    @FuzzyPussycow:


    I cant tell if they are trying to say..


    Puasycow


    Or Go See Cal

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    Image of dculberson dculberson
    05/09/09

    @FuzzyPussycow: Well, I came here to comment on the Hornet, but you just overshadowed it, big time. That man (is?) was a treasure.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/09/09

    @Accords went loco, killed Camry and Malibu.: It's supposed to be the latter.


    I like to think of it as "Go Seek Help".


    @dculberson: I was reminded of that commercial through another Jalopcomment the other day, so I can't really take credit.

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    Image of ampedpack ampedpack
    05/09/09

    @dculberson: I'm sure Darwin took care of him long ago.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/09/09

    @ampedpack: Happily, he's still around.
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    05/09/09

    @Accords went loco, killed Camry and Malibu.:


    you write funnily!

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/09/09

    @Unregular: ♥-click! Also, try fibre, that usually helps.
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    Image of nj_hoon nj_hoon
    05/09/09

    @FuzzyPussycow: That reminds me of a car dealer in Charlotte who used to say "Spot says come on down, we're dealin'" The joke turned out to be that when his dog was pictured it meant that he had Coke and was Dealin !
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    05/09/09

    @nj_hoon: That is amazing. We must find one of their ads.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    02/06/09

    In reply to Buy Dale Earnhardt, Jr's Nuts!
    At the risk of ostracizing myself, may I be the sole jalopnik reader/nascar fan representative? I swear I don't represent any of the stereotypes. I have no business being a nascar fan. I just grew up on it. It soothes my Sunday hangovers. I could even start a "jalops for nascar" fan club.


    Don't hate me.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/06/09

    @GreenN_Gold: No, you are not alone.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/06/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Download V8 Supercars instead. Same fix, real racing.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    02/06/09

    In reply to Buy Dale Earnhardt, Jr's Nuts!
    I'll take two, I'm married.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/06/09

    @lilwillie: They will fit nicely in your wifes purse
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