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    Truck Nuts. Literally.

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    03/24/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    I've seen this sort of thing before, the weird part about it though was that the person driving the truck was a chick (or a guy with a very, [i]very[/i] good plastic surgeon).
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    An ops center I used to work in had a cool award hanging on the wall; the Brass Balls Award was given to the pilot who displayed, well, the balls-iest in-flight maneuver. Very classy looking item, with a walnut plaque festooned with a pair of real machined brass balls hanging from a brass chain. I always thought that would be the item for the underside of a bumper...


    And at home we've got this old clock that has these large teardrop-shaped brass weights on it...



    Wouldn't that look great? But I think my wife would miss them pretty quickly.

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    03/23/09

    @thunder; now eta-powered: Drat. Where'd that stinkin' Preview button go?
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    So out of envy and a macho sense of competition, the hitch figured that if the truck had a pair of nuts, it would sprout a trio of balls.
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    Image of citroën67 citroën67
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    Are those train horns that I see under there? He must have an on board air tank or something...those things really push the air, very loudly I might add.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/23/09

    @citroën67 is surfing Ebay for a new Preview button: So it's got a big set of unused nuts and it blasts air out the back?


    Just like the owner?

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    03/24/09

    @FurtiveParsnip: COTD!
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    Image of bzr bzr
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    Rear-facing air horns? Why didn't I think of that for my mom's Civic coupe?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    They look nice a sturdy, so there is not chance of him busting a nut.
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    Man, this is a set of truck nuts I might just go for.
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    Nice.


    I think the xB needs a set of gigantic metal nuts. Of course, my car's low enough that I could reasonably have them just close enough to the ground to send showers of sparks over any major road irregularity.

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    Nuts hanging from a receiver hitch. Guessing he's more lefty-loosey than righty-tighty.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/23/09

    @beercheck: I wanna buy you a drink. You're on fire today!
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    Image of .357 .357
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    I don't like Truck Nuts. I prefer Truck Pooty. I hope it doesn't get robbed.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    03/23/09

    @.357: Does that make this porn?


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    03/23/09

    @Skunky: In some cases, yes.
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    Image of pidgeonsplatz pidgeonsplatz
    03/23/09

    @Skunky:


    Hmmmm...Ball Mount. Think I just found my wife's new nickname

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    03/23/09

    @pidgeonsplatz: And so once again, a comment causes another LCD to become covered in cola...
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    03/23/09

    @pidgeonsplatz: You, my new friend, have earned yourself a heart click for that.


    I was going to start calling my wife "hitch receiver", but it just doesn't have the same ring.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/23/09

    @pidgeonsplatz: I hope your out of teabagging range the first time you decide to call her that. Actually, out of range of anything throwable nearby would probably be an even better plan.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    Well, you're nuts might be rustier than mine, but my hitch is rustier than yours!


    Whatever the fuck that means.

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    Image of HDC HDC
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    My dad's got nuts like that.


    What? Why are you looking at me like that? He's a Caterpillar mechanic. He's got the wrenches to go with them too.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/23/09

    @HDC: So I take it he knows just how to use those nuts?
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    Bubba's got nutz AND balls. I'm impressed. Although, he might want to seek medical attention for those supernumerary balls - they could be a problem later in life...
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    Rear facing air horns are not cool.


    Let me tell you why.


    The problem with the air horns is that when you were hooking them up, the truck was tea bagging you. I don't think I want to get that done to me by a Dodge Ram.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    03/23/09

    In reply to Truck Nuts. Literally.
    Man, those nuts look about as rusted and unused as Pee Wee Herman's.
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