When a freak storm blew a gigantic tree on this guy's Toyota 4Runner in the middle of nowhere, he didn't just sit around and wait for a tow. He drove the thing right into town.
An extremely unlucky driver happened to be in just the wrong place at just the wrong time to get a tree right on his hood. Oddly, he was less vocal about it than you might think.
If a tree falls on a deserted road in Russia and hits the only car on the road at the time, will anyone hear it? Yes, because that Russian will have a dash cam.
What's the first thing that occurs to a man when he comes across a tree twenty feet in diameter? Does he experience a sense of awe at being in the presence of a gigantic, ancient living thing whose scale makes him question his own significance? Hell no! He hacks a great big hole through the trunk at ground level and…