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Where was this three days ago?! I would have been bumping this shit all weekend. The whole way down the dragstrip.
Where's Shaq?
There, I feel slightly better.
Ya girlie, she's dented- I'll buff'er out
In a Taurus, it's rented- I'll snuff her out
Put'er with the rest of the hookers
In the trunk- duct tape over her mouth
Instead, it totally came off as them making fun of the Prius-driving, Obama-bumper-stickered, tree huggers.
Or did I misinterpret it?
Wonder how Insight'll ever handle that def smack attack?
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Where was this three days ago?! I would have been bumping this shit all weekend. The whole way down the dragstrip.
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Where's Shaq?
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Econobox stomper
Snatch yo' girlie, if you don't
I'll romp 'er
There, I feel slightly better.
06/09/09
Ya girlie, she's dented- I'll buff'er out
In a Taurus, it's rented- I'll snuff her out
Put'er with the rest of the hookers
In the trunk- duct tape over her mouth
06/09/09
Instead, it totally came off as them making fun of the Prius-driving, Obama-bumper-stickered, tree huggers.
Or did I misinterpret it?
06/09/09
06/09/09
Wonder how Insight'll ever handle that def smack attack?