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05/21/09
And I mean that.
Deer Hunter-20 posts/week on the pink 59 caddy
Monty Python and the Holy Grail-5 posts/week on the rover police car
UHF-15 posts/week on Weird Al's Nash Metropolitan
Gremlins-7 posts/week on Billy's VW Beetle
Over the Top-9 posts/week on Sly's big rig
The Wrath of Khan-30+ posts/week on Montalban's Cordoba
05/21/09
Release a new movie about cars and we can talk about that.
Also: I'd rather Transformers than 4 Fast, 4 Furious.
05/21/09
05/20/09
With the soundtrack as with the film, I get the impression we're being fed re-manufactured garbage by an extremely arrogant production team/studio/industry?
I don't want to be a least common denominator.
05/21/09
I think the whole entertainment industry has been feeding us the re-manufactured garbage for years. They have found that as long as there is a vast amount of superfluous CG effects, people will buy anything and make them rich.
Oooh, look! Something shiny!
*runs away*
05/20/09
Thanks, Bay. Suck it hard.
05/20/09
05/21/09
05/20/09
On a side note, my girlfriend just admitted to me that I wasn't the first guy to take her virginity...
Nice job.
05/20/09
05/20/09
05/20/09
05/20/09
If you weren't the first, you weren't any ordinal at all.
05/21/09
Did she lie to you in the first place?
If yes, and it really bothers you; tell her where the door is and not to let it hit her on the way out.
If yes, but it does not change how you feel about her; get over it and stop your thinly veiled attempts to brag about your sex life on the internet.
If no; get over it and stop your thinly veiled attempts to brag about your sex life on the internet.
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01/30/09
01/30/09
Thrill to the synthesized banjo playing of Ironhide. Cringe as Barricade tells Leboeuf he has a "real purdy vocalization orifice."
Coming to a theater near you in 2011.
01/30/09
01/30/09
Trax: Here ya go, man. Can you pass the Cheetos?
OK, that sounds more surfer than hick.
01/30/09
A Jay and Silent Bob reference might work a little better. :)
01/30/09
The robots do look stoned, though.
01/30/09
01/30/09
I'm sold, hicks they are!
01/30/09
01/30/09
01/30/09
Today, we salute you,
Mr. WannaGangsterPosingExtragalact...!
(Mr. WannaGangsterPosingExtragalact...!)
And your retarded looking cousin, too.
If it weren't for Megan Fox, you'd be screwed.
01/30/09
01/30/09
01/30/09
Yeah! That's it!
I am just too awesome for the comment box!
I like the way you think, sir!
Feel the power!!!1!!!1!
01/30/09
01/30/09
No, it was an attempt to fit it into the "real men of genius" song.
Apparently it was just too much for Gawker, and as a result It seem to have broken the comment box on that one.
Sorry, Pete.
01/30/09
(Mr. WannabeGangsterPosingExtraGala...)
And your retarded looking cousin, too.
If it weren't for Megan Fox, you'd be screwed.