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    Travis Pastrana Wins 2009 Oregon Trail Rally

    Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/20/09

    In reply to Travis Pastrana Wins 2009 Oregon Trail Rally
    What Diddles left out was the fact that everyone forded rivers except Pastrana. He paid a hippie river guide to take him across. It's the only logical explanation for a 1 minute lead.
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    Image of baldy_pm baldy_pm
    05/20/09

    In reply to Travis Pastrana Wins 2009 Oregon Trail Rally
    Maybe he needs to be racing in one of these...


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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    05/20/09

    @baldy_pm:


    "3' hippie penetrating diamond tip"


    is unquestionably the best thing I will read this week. Thank you.

     Reply
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    05/20/09

    In reply to Travis Pastrana Wins 2009 Oregon Trail Rally
    I wasn't aware that Portland still allowed cars in and around itself.
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    05/20/09

    In reply to Travis Pastrana Wins 2009 Oregon Trail Rally
    an 80 MPH flat tire did him in and left Block with a fractured control arm


    Did his whole family then die of dysentery?


    /obligatory

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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    05/20/09

    @Ash78: Haha, you beat me to it.
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    What does Gnarls Barkley dressed up like Walter and the Dude have to do with this?
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    05/13/09

    @LTDScott's work is getting in the way of Jaloptime: If you only knew...
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    Image of stoke stoke
    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    Why not rally the Fiesta?


    Pussy.

     Reply
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    05/13/09

    @stoke: Let see you drive it across the country while keeping a smile on your face. It's a great city car - not so much a freeway friend.
     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    If you get chained to a tree, you know, so it won't be cut down, say hi to Marc for me.


    Crazy conservationists, chaining people to trees.

     Reply
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    Image of jodark jodark
    05/13/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: But I thought that was a Dick-Cheney-approved method of torture?
     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/13/09

    @jodark: Only if they cut the tree down, while you're still chained to it.
     Reply
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    Let's see if this will work. I suspect it won't.


    Our Promenading Performer has been playing Oregon Trail for the last few days, using Jalopnik screen names as the names of people in his party. So I ended up with a photo on my facebook of a Oregon Trail screen-cap, reading, "DEARTHAIR has a fever", followed by "DEARTHAIR has died."

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: No, the image won't work. Strolling Player, post your Ray Wort one!!
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    Image of BTLFED BTLFED
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: You know I have never played Oregon Trail. Even when I was a kid. Never.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/13/09

    @Hung Wei Lo in my Dodge Nitro: I thought I hadn't, but now, apparently, I have. And I died.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: Everybody dies.
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    Image of Rock517 Rock517
    05/13/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: Everybody poops, too.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/13/09

    @Rock517: Only if they eat.
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    Image of BTLFED BTLFED
    05/13/09

    @Deartháir: Maybe I need to try and play it. I'm assuming it's on the interweb?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/13/09

    @Hung Wei Lo in my Dodge Nitro: There's an online version, I believe. You can also play it on Facebook. The Facebook one is fun because if your friends are playing too you can steal supplies from them.
     Reply
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    Pack flannel.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/13/09

    @Graverobber: Those are wise words, Mr. Robber.
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    Image of pres pres
    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    Be sure to kill plenty of food. Don't go 'round hungry now.
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    05/13/09

    @pres has no shooshting star: You have killed 1250 pounds of food. You can carry 100 pounds back to the wagon.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    If I was driving a Subaru Forester, I sure wouldn't tell anyone.
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    05/13/09

    @Flathead Smith: Check our Subaru Forester review - that little guy was hardcore; even in base trim. We're sure to rack up some bonus points with the locals, too.
     Reply
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    Image of Unevolved has three moving parts. Unevolved has three moving parts.
    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    Is there a river-crossing stage?
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    05/13/09

    @Unevolved- Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists.: If there is, we're going to caulk the Forester and float it across.
     Reply
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    Image of jodark jodark
    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    "in a Subaru Forester"


    I suppose thats the best car to take when visiting near Seattle. It'll let you blend in with all the bull-lesbians. Heck, you may even get hit on if you look like those two in the picture with a little more facial hair.

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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    05/13/09

    @jodark: It's like camouflage. We will don our birkenstocks and travel amongst them. How many other stereotypes can we tack on?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/13/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Heads Down The Oregon Trail, Gets Dysentery
    Have fun, Diddles. I am a little disappointed you won't be using the Fiesta as your preferred choice of transportation.


    Oh, and I would prefer you not get your rocks off on my face. I'm not into that.

     Reply
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    05/13/09

    @engineerd: I'm pro-Fiesta, but driving from DTW to PDX is way more suck than flying.
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    05/13/09

    @Andrew Didorosi: Okay, it may be true for a given value of true. But that's gonna come back to haunt you, you know that.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/13/09

    @John Krewson: Unless he spends the entire weekend tweeting, "I miss my Fiesta" and "This Forester is way more gay than my Fiesta"
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    03/20/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Ken Block's 100 Acre Wood Rally In-Car Footage
    man how the hell can you focus on driving with some guy yapping in your ear telling you to switch gears!!


    what ever happened to "Hard right, 4, 3, 2, 1, Turn" in a soothing monotone voice?

     Reply
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    03/21/09

    @B1663R: You've never been in a carpool, have you?
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