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    Image of stuntdriver stuntdriver
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    she was asking for a lift... and she got one...
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    Image of Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish! Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish!
    06/17/09

    @Stuntdriver: She gave me one.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    She's gonna want some sun block. A bad burn, premature aging, skin cancer--she's just asking for trouble.
    Oh, wait. She's a hooker.
    Gosh, don't young hookers realize why old hookers look the way they do?
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    Image of wkiernan wkiernan
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    Aw, come on. If there's a beach close by you have no grounds to be sure that woman is a hooker. Seriously, I used to live in a beach town (Treasure Island, Florida) and I saw lots of women, most if not all of them certainly not hookers, out walking around minimally dressed like that on the sidewalks almost every day. It was a real pleasant place to live. Spring Break, in particular, was a little bit of Heaven right here on Earth.


    ...yours WDK, Treasure Island Tourism Promotion Committee

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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    06/17/09

    @wkiernan: What beach? I don't even think Madrid has a lake much less a beach.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    I'm confused.


    That doesn't really look like the kind of shady back alley where one might find hooker. It's a business park with a running trail across the street.


    Not to mention it's the middle of the day and, while skimpy, that doesn't look like hooker-attire. Looks more like someone swiped her clothes out of her locker or something.


    Maybe that's just how they roll in Spain.

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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    06/17/09

    @Mad_Science: I suggest you continue a few clicks west and view another lady that just happens to be in the area dressed in less than appropriate attire.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/17/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: Saw that.


    Still, that is some seriously weak sauce hooker-wear.

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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    06/17/09

    @Mad_Science: It kinda makes you wonder what's goin on inside the cab of that big white Scania parked a few meters down on the street.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    I don't think she's a hooker.


    I think she's just Spanish.


    ¡Ay caramba!

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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    EWWWWW is she on her period or are those crotchless?
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    She was just inquiring on the capacity of his load.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    She's actually a vigilante hooker, trying to peer in the van and see if her dead companions are stacked like logs in the back.
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    Image of Timtoolman, going ASH Timtoolman, going ASH
    06/17/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Girl Scout cookies.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    06/17/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Great minds...er...
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    @Timtoolman, now with power tools!: Are you at work? I dare you, no, I DOUBLE-dare you to search "girl scout cookies" on Amazon.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    @#6: Okay, this is getting weird. We need to stop having the same thoughts at the same time and posting them on each other's comment threads!
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    06/17/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: That is just so wrong, yet so right in many ways.
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    Image of ptmeyer84 ptmeyer84
    06/17/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Hmmm, me thinks that the Girl Scouts would sell more cookies if they had models dressed like that beating on my door.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/17/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Gotta love Amazon...
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    @ptmeyer84: That sentence would have been so much dirtier if you had replaced the word "door" with an ellipsis.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/17/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: his ellipsis?


    Ew.

     Reply
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    I want to scream at her, "Run! They're stacked like cord-wood in the back!"
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    @#6: You and I think eerily alike.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    So how many people went two clicks past on the street view, turned around and zoomed in?


    *raises hand*

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    @Scandinavian Flick is hooning the star!: *reaches for something on an imaginary upper shelf*


    Okay, fine. Busted.

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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    06/17/09

    @Scandinavian Flick is hooning the star!: Not only that, but I was disappointed by the distorted view at the 90 degree angle.
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    Image of vintageride vintageride
    06/17/09

    Two clicks and I can also see her pimp in door number 14 wearing a red shirt.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/17/09

    5 clicks the other direction on the other side of the street there is another one in a short yellow skirt.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    Clearly, the driver of the Transit was merely stopping to confirm the poor underdressed woman was ok, and to offer her shelter.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    That's just the delivery driver for Mitchell's Wholesale Provedores checking up on one of his, um, customer satisfaction reps.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    ...uh-uh, yeah, and the rear-seat turns into a bed....
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    Image of mdensch mdensch
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    She needs to work on that tan line.
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    Image of Steve Neill Steve Neill
    06/17/09

    @mdensch: Was she tanning in short shorts? Silly Pussy. Tanning is for adults.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    06/17/09

    @mdensch: She is.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/17/09

    @Steve Neill: Exactly. Most hookers tan in micro-thongs (if anything) and 'work' in short-shorts; this one seems to have it backward...
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/17/09

    In reply to Google Street View Busts Ford Transit Connect Driver Soliciting Hooker
    Does it say free smack on the side?
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