@VolvoFiend: Banned. You too sciontc. Find more creative ways of insulting me other than insinuating Paramount's paying me something to like the franchise. Totally false. If you read our coverage of the first movie two years ago, you'd know my love of TF is because of Optimus Prime being like a surrogate father to those of us who were latch-key kids. So do your homework next time and make your insults intelligent in some way.
@Ray Wert: Further to that, Ray, I'll try and find you a link to an earlier rant of mine, but here's the short version:
I think we all know I like to take pot-shots at you (and sometimes Wes, depending on whether he's being a tease or not) more than almost anyone; in doing so, though, I try and always be witty about it, and thus far you've always taken it in extremely good humour and even fought back quite well. For that, I respect you (and, well, I mostly just admire Wes' ass), and try and convey that when I take pot-shots at you.
But Jeebus, there have been a lot of people coming in and making snide comments lately. It's almost reaching the point where I feel like I need to defend you.
Almost. Not quite.
And, similarly: Unless of course you hate giant freakin' robots. And America.
I would unhesitatingly purchase a Transformers Coffee Maker that could start my day off with a bizarre transmogrification into a sentient, if hostile, life form.
I wonder how much Roy Wort is getting paid to jack off this motion picture cause seriously, I just clicked on the "transformers 2" tag and he's way, way out front on the contribution list. It makes me wonder if he owns stock in Viacom, Paramount's parent company.
I read the lede wrong the first time, and it made me realize this: If the movie were called "Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen Robogasm," I might pay to see it.
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
Im excited to see it. Cars whipping cars, shit blowing up. and of course hot girls. Who doesn't want to hear Peter Cullen talk? I'll buy me a tom tom when I can have Optimus Prime give me directions.
@bjones2004: I'd be excited for Peter Cullen if Optimus didn't have lips. There's something that reminds me of a child rapist when those huge robotic eyes and the collagen-metal lips start moving.
If you ignore the Transformers tie-in, most of the cars look okay in yellow with black stripes. One guy, however skipped class on the day that they taught that the stripe termination should follow a body line:
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I think we all know I like to take pot-shots at you (and sometimes Wes, depending on whether he's being a tease or not) more than almost anyone; in doing so, though, I try and always be witty about it, and thus far you've always taken it in extremely good humour and even fought back quite well. For that, I respect you (and, well, I mostly just admire Wes' ass), and try and convey that when I take pot-shots at you.
But Jeebus, there have been a lot of people coming in and making snide comments lately. It's almost reaching the point where I feel like I need to defend you.
Almost. Not quite.
And, similarly: Unless of course you hate giant freakin' robots. And America.
You called?
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the ball barring dude and the one-eyed RC monster truck are my fav... well along with devastator
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So yeah, Ray Wert truly loves this film. Great post, Ray.
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I wonder how much Roy Wort is getting paid to jack off this motion picture cause seriously, I just clicked on the "transformers 2" tag and he's way, way out front on the contribution list. It makes me wonder if he owns stock in Viacom, Paramount's parent company.
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On dissing Ray and his love of Transformers, I have this to say:
On Transformers 2, I have this to say:
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OK, there's a Megan Foxbot in this movie. Only she's disguised as something completely different.
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I didn't see any Toyotas in this video.
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*HEARTCLICK*
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Gizmodo kaka!
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Maybe it's just me.
Wankelin'
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