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    New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y

    Transformers 2: Megatron Really a Tank?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/19/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    I guess I'll just have to be the weird guy and say that I don't give two rat gonads about Megan Fox stripping when it comes to a movie I expect (hope) to have lots and lots of quasi-scifi shape-shifting cars, trucks and various aerial assault vehicles kicking the shit out of each other.


    Bumblebee crying is not acceptable. It was just enough to watch him "lubricate" that federal agent, but blubbering? I know it's just a movie, but we're supposed to see a depiction of a warrior robot. A warrior robot is not going to weep over some buttmunch who wants to go off to college for a while without him.


    But whatever. I'm going to see this shit the day it comes out, and ignore all of this goofy shit just for the CGI robot stuff, just like everyone else in the theater :D

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    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/19/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: BOO! GO BACK TO GIZMODO!!!


    Hahaha.

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    04/19/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Megan Fox is a bit of a Meme over here, don't ask me how it got started, I usually show up late to the party. Sort of like how in the real world you show up and everyone's already passed out drunk, somebody puked in the corner, and for some reason there's a goat eating the couch... you just kind of go with it and try not to get stuck with the cleanup.
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    Image of Ramzilla Ramzilla
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    What strip scene? There wasn't even a panty shot. FAIL.

    And Bumble Bee cying is absurd. I know it's only a movie, but this meathead kid has a bitchin car and smoking hot girl, and he is worried about college? Just go and take the car. Stop crying pussy.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/18/09

    @Ramzilla: I just don't like Shia Lehowever-the-hell-spell his name.


    I will never forgive him (or Steven Speilberg, for that matter) for the monkey scene in the last Indiana Jones. Ever.

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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    04/19/09

    @Ramzilla: It's going to be PG-13 at the most, which by today's ratings is about where G was when I was a kid (and I'm only 23), so don't expect any of the good stuff.
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    something_unique_and_descriptive was starred something_unique_and_descriptive was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/19/09

    @Ramzilla: No panty shots available when there's no panties?


    Anyways, don't be so obsessive about panty shots. I've seen enough of that from old men taking pictures of a Spearmint Rhino girl's ass.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/19/09

    @Pessimippopotamus swears he didn't set fire to Boris Said's...: This weekend at Long Beach Grand Prix, that is.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    Too much hotness. Awesome. Wanna watch it very badly.


    Actually, why not cut out every scene that our Saintly Patron Goddess isn't in, and replay the rest over and over the fulfill the time allotment? It will be even better for most of us Jalops, I think.

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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    Who is this Megan Fox? All I saw was a whiny bitch, a crying Camaro, some awesome, and then robo-fights.


    Oh, she was the awesome. Never mind. Answered my own question.

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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/18/09

    @JalopEngineerd: You engineers are so damn brilliant!
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    Man. Some people are hard to please.


    Seriously: Cars that turn into giant fighting robots and a really hot girl.


    What were you expecting?

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    Image of Triborough Triborough
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    Even Megan Fox stripping will not get me to see this piece of crap.
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    Triborough was starred Triborough was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/18/09

    @Triborough: Megan Fox stripping makes this not crap.
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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    Bumblebee needs to man up. There is no crying in robotic death match.
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    Image of General Halfshaftery General Halfshaftery
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    Megan Fox stripping? What a surprise! I can't think of anyone else dirtier right out of the box than she's been.
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    General Halfshaftery was starred General Halfshaftery was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    04/18/09

    @General Halfshaftery: She took out a restraining order on you too, huh?
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of General Halfshaftery General Halfshaftery
    04/18/09

    @Pope Deartháir III the Awesometh:
    yeah but that's OK, all i have to do is type her name into Google, hit "Images" and there she is in all her "acting career" glory...
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    General Halfshaftery was starred General Halfshaftery was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/18/09

    @General Halfshaftery: Thinking must not be your strong point on Saturdays.


    -Paris Hilton

    -Kim Kardashian

    -Lindsay Lohan

    -Vanessa Hudgens

    -Miley Cyrus (and her perverted followers that posted her underage stripping shots)

    -Dearthair


    Megan Fox is not that trashy. Maybe just a little, but only a little, and just enough to be the hottest thing around.

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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    04/18/09

    @General Halfshaftery: And God bless her for it.
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/18/09

    @pauljones: I find it amusing that Deartháir is frequently included on our lists -- no matter the subject.
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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    04/18/09

    @JalopEngineerd: Really.


    I might need to check back in here more frequently just to see those.

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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    04/19/09

    @General Halfshaftery: May I direct your attention to a young Ms. Angelina Jolie? Specifically a little flick called Gia.


    Ms. Fox hasn't done anything (that I'm aware of) to come even remotely close to touching that. PG Porn Maxim spreads aren't even in the same league.

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    something_unique_and_descriptive was starred something_unique_and_descriptive was unstarred
    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    This needs more Olsen Eagle.
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    Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was starred Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    Sorry, but if the bad guy transforms into an Audi R8, how am I supposed to root for something that cries and turns into an ugly Camaro? Am I missing something here? I guess we root for whoever Megan likes?


    Don't worry, Megan, I'll always root for you. How you doin'?

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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/18/09

    @Pope Deartháir III the Awesometh:


    She's doing quite well after last night, thank you very much. :p

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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/18/09

    @pauljones: Bet I know more about how she was doing last night than you do ... !
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    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/18/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: Megan Ryan?
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/18/09

    @pauljones: Nope...!
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    Yep. That's the one.


    Oh, dear.

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    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Comrade Clockwork Comrade Clockwork
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    CGI Megan Fox? I don't remember her being cute above the neck.
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    Comrade Clockwork was starred Comrade Clockwork was unstarred
    Image of RamblinReck89 RamblinReck89
    04/18/09

    @Clockwork: I don't particularly remember ever seeing anything above her neck.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/18/09

    @RamblinReck89: What? I think I wasn't paying attention to anything above her neck either.
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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    04/18/09

    In reply to New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
    Wow.


    a) I might change teams for Megan Fox

    b) Bumblebee crying is oddly hilarious


    Is GM sponsoring this one too?

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    elitza owns the last Enzo shirt was starred elitza owns the last Enzo shirt was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    04/18/09

    @elitza owns the last Enzo shirt: I'm not sure that "hilarious" is quite the word I'd choose.


    Mind you, I'm still harbouring bitterness that Bumblebee isn't a Beetle like he's supposed to be.

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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
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