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    Random Transformers Movie Props Up For Auction

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    Image of cybernewt cybernewt
    09/23/09

    In reply to Random Transformers Movie Props Up For Auction
    When I was a kid I was fortunate enough to get all the constructicons, in their bright-green glory. By the time the unpacking was done, there were these little flaps of paper everywhere, and I had no idea what to do with them. Being the neatnik that I am, I read the instructions carefully and, upon deciding that only a complete IDIOT would have no idea how to do such an intellectually obvious operation as playing with transformers, promptly threw them out.

    The adults I knew were always flustered by the toys, how they changed from one thing to another and back. I never got it, since it was all so easy.

    Years later, in my late teens, I revisited my toy closet and did my absolute best to put those things back together. Never could. Not even a little bit. And I was getting my engineering degree.

    The terror of that moment came flashing back to me when I thought about trying to assemble the real Bumblebee, screaming to the heavens between crates and parts and little flaps of paper, for help that never comes...
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    Image of G-Ram G-Ram
    09/24/09

    @cybernewt: I'm with you there. I got a Jazz toy when the first movie came out a couple years back. When I opened it up I didn't even bother with the instructions, I just started messing around and all I could think was "gad damn, I don't remember these things ever being this complex!" I then had to open the instructions out to figure the damn thing out. I still stick to my guns that the G1 toys weren't as difficult.
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    Image of Rondogg Rondogg
    09/23/09

    In reply to Random Transformers Movie Props Up For Auction
    I will buy her clothes.

    And fap.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/23/09

    @Rondogg: I'm going to assume that that's after you've sold those back with increased demand and used that money to buy porn.
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    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    09/23/09

    In reply to Random Transformers Movie Props Up For Auction
    police officer: up next for auction, we have a pair of panties seized from a prostitute.

    quagmire: I bid 50 bucks!

    police officer: she had 5 STD's...

    quagmire: 45 bucks!

    police officer: also, when we caught her, the prostitute soiled herself...

    quagmire: 55 bucks!
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    09/23/09

    @Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: Giggedy!
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    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets promoted this comment VeeArrrSix was starred VeeArrrSix was unstarred
    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    09/23/09

    In reply to Random Transformers Movie Props Up For Auction
    Megan Fox is up for auction? The stalkers are leaving their mother's basements in huge numbers.

    I don't want to see the dude who ends up with those leather pants.
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    Matt Hardigree promoted this comment Edited by Quattro-luvr at 09/23/09 5:08 PM Quattro-luvr was starred Quattro-luvr was unstarred
    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    09/23/09

    @Quattro-luvr: Me neither, the higher the bidding the stranger that dude is.
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    Image of IamZardoz IamZardoz
    06/24/09

    In reply to Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
    Im waiting for the Mattel Thingmaker movie.
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    IamZardoz was starred IamZardoz was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/24/09

    @IamZardoz: COTD.
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    Image of jpech jpech
    06/24/09

    In reply to Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
    I just completely fail to see how any of these reasons that the movie sucks are relevant, or remotely applicable.


    An unrealistic Princeton? really? how does that matter in an stupid, alien, robot movie?


    Her attire is inappropriate for fighting alien robots? Is that what you want to go with? I'd be afraid to live in a world where it would be better for smoking women to not be dressed sexy. Also, exactly what would be appropriate attire?


    The dialog is bad? why are you even listening?


    The acting is bad? So?


    Really, if you go into a movie like this and your brain isn't shut off even before your cell phone then it's your own damn fault for not enjoying yourself.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/24/09

    @jpech: Okay, that just earned you a heart-click.


    It's all about what you go in expecting. Of course it wasn't going to be another Kill Bill or Gone With the Wind. I, personally, am not expecting it to be an exceptional movie. I am expecting to see a scene in which Megan Fox and Isabel Lucas go at it. That's it. Oh, and maybe a couple dumb fight scenes.


    And apparently, I'm not going to be disappointed.


    Ray notwithstanding, who went to see this for the acting? I mean, really? And who tries listen to the dialogue with all the Baysplosions going on? We have long known that the Hollywood Transformers movies weren't faithful to the original. We all knew it was a giant GM product placement ad.


    Just bring a pair of ear plugs, and enjoy a great CG movie that has Megan Fox and Isabel Lucas going at each other's throat, and wish you could be Shia LeDouche in that scene.


    That's exactly what I am going to do, and I'll be damned if I'm disappointed according to what I've heard about the movie.

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/24/09

    In reply to Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
    See, this is why I only watch pornography.
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    Image of brickyard brickyard
    06/24/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: That way you EXPECT bad acting, poor production values and gratuitous sex. It's all about getting what you pay for.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/24/09

    @brickyard: Pay?
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    Mad_Science was starred Mad_Science was unstarred
    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    06/24/09

    In reply to Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
    "an attack on the intelligence of moviegoers under a pretense of fan-boyishness."


    You mean it's the post-Murilee Jalopnik of movies?


    Sorry, couldn't resist.

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    theeastbaykid was starred theeastbaykid was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/24/09

    @theeastbaykid: Hey, Murilee is still here and going strong. Albeit on the weekends.
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/24/09

    @theeastbaykid: Wow. You went there.
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    Image of Triborough Triborough
    06/24/09

    In reply to Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
    Why is the movie so bad?

    1. Bad actors, including one female star with obvious aftermarket addons.


    2. It is the sequel to a bad movie that was a GM ad which itself was based on a 1980s toy ad disguised as a cartoon show.


    3. Hollywood only makes bad movies based on crap they already have the rights to.

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    Triborough was starred Triborough was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    06/24/09

    @Triborough: Instead of those addons, she should probably have, say, a power take-off. That would at least be useful.
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    Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was starred Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/24/09

    In reply to Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
    Whatever, I was more excited about GI Joe anyway.


    The Baroness > Ms. Fox.

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    Mad_Science was starred Mad_Science was unstarred
    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    06/24/09

    @Mad_Science: OH HELL YES!!
    A chick in a leather suit with guns!!!! Im going to see it a lot.
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    Image of BloggyMcBlogBlog BloggyMcBlogBlog
    06/24/09

    @Mad_Science: Those are going to be some famous last words. G.I. Joe will be horrible.


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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/24/09

    @BloggyMcBlogBlog: The Baroness disagrees.
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    Image of BLS BLS
    06/24/09

    In reply to Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
    Does Bumble Bees still not have calipers?
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    BLS was starred BLS was unstarred
    Image of BLS BLS
    06/24/09

    @BLS: How many Jar Jar Binks are there? Looks like the "hick" small Chevys plus at least one little Decepticon.
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    BLS was starred BLS was unstarred
    Image of BLS BLS
    06/24/09

    @BLS: Is the Corvette concept at least a little awesome?
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    BLS was starred BLS was unstarred
    Image of BLS BLS
    06/24/09

    @BLS: Last question. Do they hand out Chevy brochures or just Hasbro?
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    BLS was starred BLS was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/24/09

    @BLS: Is it lonely in your cell?
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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    06/24/09

    In reply to Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
    No offense to FSU alum, but the next time you're in the NJ area Matt I'll take you on a tour of Princeton (not my alma mater, btw). When classes are back in session. I think you'll be quite pleased with the ratios.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    06/24/09

    In reply to Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
    People are actually seeing this WITHOUT having seen "Up" and "Drag me to Hell" first?


    (both of which are among my favorite films of the last decade, easily, and both currently playing)

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    Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master was starred Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    06/24/09

    @Ash78: We saw 'Up,' and loved it; my better half is all excited about 'Drag me to Hell,' but she's a serious horror nerd- I am not so much.


    I do look forward to 'District 9,' though.

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    Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was starred Paul Y. don't drive too fast. was unstarred
    Image of clinto clinto
    06/24/09

    In reply to Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
    Sadly, 99.6% of movies today are an attack on the intelligence of moviegoers.


    I saw an interview with Polanski once and he (basically) said the viewing audience "wouldn't accept Chinatown today"-as if the plot were too complex, too slow moving, etc.


    What I wouldn't give to be able to see a movie like Chinatown in a theatre.

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    clinto was starred clinto was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/24/09

    @clinto: I miss the days of Goodfellas, Casino, Pulp Fiction and such. And that was only 15-20 years ago.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    06/24/09

    @clinto: I'd argue that 99.6% of moviegoers have no intelligence to attack.
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    Image of UglyDuckCar UglyDuckCar
    06/24/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer:

    I was JUST thinking "CASINO!" when I was reading clinto's comment. Does this mean we're great minds that think alike?! CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?


    On a more serious note, it's true I feel that stupid movies are stopping us people from getting smarter movies, but well sometimes I just want to see shit blow up. Honestly I wasn't disappointed with TF2, cause it was exactly what I expected, nothing more nothing less.

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/24/09

    @UglyDuckCar: That's a very fair assesment. And, you get a heart click, Ginger. (I went there.)
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/24/09

    @FromaBuick6: And your argument would be quite valid.
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    Six Flags Over Tomsk was starred Six Flags Over Tomsk was unstarred
    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    06/24/09

    In reply to Transformers: Revenge Of The Awful
    I've been seeing all the "critics" slam this movie so I know it will be good.


    My expectations for movie going are as follows.


    1. Shit blowing up


    2. Hot women


    3. Cool cars


    4. More shit blowing up


    I think I will be pleased with the result.

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    lilwillie was starred lilwillie was unstarred
    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    06/24/09

    @lilwillie heart clicks GM: I'm waiting for Michael Bay to just drop all the pretentions of a "plot" and release "'Splosions: The Movie."
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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
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