G.I. Joe: Retaliation: Bruce Willis saves the world from the back of an El Camino

Let's all let out the deep breaths we've been holding in anticipation of the G.I. Joe sequel (wouldn't it be great if this was actually a G.I. Jane sequel? Wait, would it? We'll never know!). Yes, it is here and it looks, I don't know, violent? Action packed? Explosive? It's certainly got all the trimmings of a… »12/13/11 4:00pm12/13/11 4:00pm

A Jalopnik Public Service Announcement: Parents, Do You Know Where In The Trailer Park Your Kids Are?

This is our kind of hoonage — the kind that makes the Darwin Awards possible and helps to cull the stupid people from the gene pool. Witness what happens when kids decide to push the limits of kiddie-park technology and remember, it's all fun and games until someone shows up with a crotch rocket. »7/31/06 10:47am7/31/06 10:47am