Yes, it basically feels like 21 Jump Street on motorcycles. But I’m completely OK with that.
I’m so old that I can remember when the Fast and the Furious movies were about street racing, or at least cars, tangentially. The latest trailer for The Fate Of The Furious (not The F8 Of The Furious, which we all think is a missed opportunity) just dropped and the only thing it’s about is pure, unfiltered mayhem.
Holy crap, does G.I. Joe: Retaliation look like the kind of movie that requires you to sneak a bottle of rye into the theater and scream at the screen at the top of your lungs. (That's a good thing!) So many quips, so many guns, and all sorts of ridiculous high-tech gadgetry. This is the G.I. Joe movie we deserve. …