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    15 Crazy Traffic Signals
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    Whenever the sun's out, it's legal to ignore #7, right?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    I think Aussie 11 is supposed to be "hooning" and not "honning" unless they have invented something new. Or maybe it was "honking."
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    I'm pretty sure #14 is in Amsterdam.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    Do cyclists in Amsterdam actually pay attention to those signals? Because that would be an evolutionary step forward.
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    AlienPageLg01
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/04/09

    @Vintage Racer needs a new schtick....: Good one! That sign ALWAYS means "RUN!"
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    Gas Brake Honk
    Gas Brake Honk
    Honk Honk Punch
    Gas Gas Gas.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    Number 1 has earned this...


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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    Is the execution one for the Death Bus?
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    I tend to not pay attention to traffic lights. I like to make my own rules. I'd be fucked if I ever acknowledged a red light, or even used a blinker when I cruised through a right hand turn at a red light. Why should I have to let the man keep me down? 'Cause he owns the roads I drive on? Yeah, whatever, fascist.
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    Image of JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits
    06/04/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: I find it hard to believe you, unless you also go by ... tyrannosauruBMW
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    JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits was starred JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits was unstarred
    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    06/04/09

    @JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits: I was contemplating putting a BMW joke in there...it was too easy.
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    btw, #4 Location is China
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    06/04/09

    @TimTim: [Jalopnik] (just in case I still fail)
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    06/04/09

    @TimTim: Yep, I still fail... and I got beat to the punch. I'll be over in the corner practicing the internets.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/04/09

    @TimTim: Will a heart-stabby make you feel any better?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    #4, execution in progress... are you supposed to yield to the bus?
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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    06/04/09

    @Jo Schmo wishes engineerd a Fappy Birthday!: hehe
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/04/09

    @The Auto Insider: Holy crap, I just realized the hat in your picture is the one you actually wear!


    Soooo... have a fun Dia de los Muertos when that was taken?


    /OT

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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    06/04/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Funny thing is, I bought the hat in NYC not even realizing that the avatar was the same. The world works in mysterious ways.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/04/09

    @The Auto Insider: As long as your face wasn't skeletal by the time you guys got back home, I'm all right with that. I liked the hat, BTW. :)
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    06/04/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Woah, you met the Auto Insider? This is big news in my little world.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    06/04/09

    @eggwich del fiero: You're welcome ;)
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    Image of MyDinnerWithAndreDawson MyDinnerWithAndreDawson
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    I've seen #12 used a few times (in England I think). Tend to be used at construction sites where only 1 lane of a 2 lane road is open (there is a pair of them and they in effect serve as flagmen).


    The Aussie countdown clock is all kinds of awsome though.

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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    06/04/09

    @MyDinnerWithAndreDawson: Actually I've seen some digital count down clocks (in secs) in New Delhi, India when I was there last year for a business trip. They actually counted down the seconds to Red AND the seconds to green. It was pretty damn smart as you could slow down pretty early, instead of a yellow just flashing up. And shut down the engine (lot of people where doing that) if it's an especially long red. And of course rev your engines, before green. It was almost like a F1 countdown!
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/04/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: Here in SLC there are countdown timers on the crosswalks that more often than not coincide with the coming of the yellow. So approaching a green light you see that you have 3 seconds until it changes.
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    Image of JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    I'm liking this new gallery layout a lot, if you could just add links to each of the sub sets that return the the original post it would be perfect.
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    JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits was starred JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/04/09

    @JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits: I like it too. The only problem I am having is with the comment formating. There is a weird gray dot next to each comment and the comments are all indented slightly. Also, collapsed comments don't have a box around them. This only happens in gallery articles, and it is only an oddity that isn't affecting the functionality.


    This is in IE7 btw. Yeah... I know... I am not allowed to use anything else at work... :(

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/04/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: I'm stuck with IE6 and see the same thing.
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    06/04/09

    @Scandinavian Flick and @Jo Schmo: I don't understand why so many businesses insist upon using such an archaic browser. After being forced to use IE6 at the Toyota dealership, FF3 at the shop has been a godsend.
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    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
    Who do I have to blow to get that Japanese signal dial in my living room?
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    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits
    06/04/09

    @A strolling player is uncomfortably excited: So you really want one huh? I'd hate to know what you would do for a Caterham, Alfa or Klondike Bar.
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    JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits was starred JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    06/04/09

    @JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits: Are you the guy I have to talk to??


     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits
    06/04/09

    @A strolling player is uncomfortably excited: Well I certainly wouldn't say talk...
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    06/04/09

    @JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits: We'll be in "touch".
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    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/04/09

    @A strolling player is uncomfortably excited: What does Dearthair have to do with this?
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    06/04/09

    @Jo Schmo wishes engineerd a Fappy Birthday!: Deartháir is always relevant!
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    Image of d3c509b aka Steve d3c509b aka Steve
    06/04/09

    @A strolling player is uncomfortably excited: It's Japanese, so the question may be WHAT do you need to blow...
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/04/09

    @d3c509b aka Steve: "Tentacles"


    ...shudders...

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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/04/09

    In reply to 15 Crazy Traffic Signals
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    Image of fanboy.took.my.star fanboy.took.my.star
    06/05/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: what do you do on a blue light?
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    06/05/09

    @urbanturban666: Get the hell out of Kmart.
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