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    Traffic Barrel Monster Spotted In Michigan

    Traffic Barrel Monster Creator Arrested
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    10/29/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Spotted In Michigan
    At least the traffic barrels won't be in short supply. #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of Cheeseslap Cheeseslap
    10/29/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Spotted In Michigan
    Needs more doobie. #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    10/29/09

    @Cheeseslap: He smokes only the finest road flares.
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    Image of Cheeseslap Cheeseslap
    10/29/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: He first passed the robot to Dave Chappelle. When it rains, the drops courteously fall next to him, but never on him. Drivers alert HIM to poor road conditions. He is...The Most Interesting Barrel Man in the World! #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    10/29/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Spotted In Michigan

    I was trying to find a hieroglyphic image of this, but this picture is so much better anyway... #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of McKeystone McKeystone
    10/29/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Spotted In Michigan
    I think this explains Michigan's never ending construction "season". #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of PolishDon PolishDon
    10/29/09

    @McKeystone: Michigan does not have a construction "season". Our season is 12 months long called H*ll-uary #trafficbarrelmonster
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Spotted In Michigan

    I've never seen one before, but my headlights picked up something weird on the side of the road, I had to turn around to get a better look. He looked like this @ 7: 15am today. #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    10/29/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Spotted In Michigan
    Ya know, I kinda like the new guy better. The original TBM always seemed way too angry, even after getting laid. What's up with that?? #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of sanman357 sanman357
    10/29/09

    @Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: Think the key word is Monster. #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    10/29/09

    @sanman357: So, this one's the Traffic Barrel Jovialster. #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of sanman357 sanman357
    10/30/09

    @HoonThatFerrari: He's more traffic barrel dude than monster. Would you run? #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of jcd302 jcd302
    10/29/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Spotted In Michigan
    This wouldn't have happened if that female one wouldn't have been created. #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    10/29/09


    @jcd302: How do you know there's just ONE female one...? #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of jcd302 jcd302
    10/31/09

    @HoonThatFerrari: Only seen the one posted, the rest of the pics were males. #trafficbarrelmonster
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Spotted In Michigan
    I guess we are going to need some kind of hackable electronic road sign to warn people about these monsters... #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/29/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Spotted In Michigan
    Damn those invasive, alien species, they're everywhere now!

    Of course, someone is going to believe that this is an official DOT sponsored roadway construction hazard alert and crash spectacularly in about ten minutes. Fun while it lasts, though. #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/29/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Spotted In Michigan
    It's clearly a hick TBM visiting its big city cousin TBM. #trafficbarrelmonster
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    06/15/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Creator Arrested
    TBM has been forever endeared in our hearts
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/12/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Creator Arrested
    He'll get off. His attorney will argue that it's actually an art installation and NC will fold, because, of course, that's an alien concept.


    Dang. I'm too tired to make that work. I was going for the old, "He got busted for smuggling books into ______ (insert name of state here)--but he was acquitted because nobody could prove it was a book."

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    06/12/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Creator Arrested
    His dad must not be the mayor.
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    Image of The Dead Inside Grp. Co. Ltd. The Dead Inside Grp. Co. Ltd.
    06/12/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Creator Arrested
    If "cutting and screwing" are illegal in NC then why aren't the emo kids getting busted every time they hook up?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/12/09

    @The Dead In Side Group of Companies Ltd: Emos don't actually fuck. They just have sloppy makeout sessions and listen to shit music together.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/12/09

    In reply to Traffic Barrel Monster Creator Arrested
    You think that's bad: they gave Donkey Kong the chair.
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