Wow, you look different. So, uh, how's things? You're not dating anyone? The facelift looks great! You had barrel-reduction surgery? Wow, it — um, yeah. No, you look great! Hey, how'd you find my apartment again?
NC State student Joseph Carnevale, the vigilante artist behind the traffic barrel monster, has been sentenced to 50 hours of community service because of his "crime." Perhaps, as a community service, he should make more.