Ladies and gentlemen, this is motorsport. Turn on the righteous insanity that is the Ahoy 7 Maart 2015 Dutch Tractor Pull event, 3500 kilogram class (sponsored by Wellner Fruit, BV) and you'll have no trouble killing the rest of your work day.
Maybe the world is slipping further into chaos; maybe citizens of the world will never agree on a collective vision for the future; maybe we all just can't get along. But we'll always have tractor pulls. [Thanks to Joseph for the tip.]