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    Toyota Safety Connect, Lexus Enform Take Aim At GM OnStar With New Service

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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    01/08/09

    In reply to Toyota Safety Connect, Lexus Enform Take Aim At GM OnStar With New Service
    So as the Onstar system will tell you where to get another greasy cheeseburger to clog your arteries, will this system guide you to the nearest Panera Bread so you can have a lite lunch as you cruise about in your Camry?


    ...As an added bonus to Lexus drivers, Zagat's best-in-breed restaurant content will also be available via Destination Assist.


    Oh, I guess not. So Toyota drivers will have to search endlessly for healthy food, while Lexus drivers get to have advise as to where to eat provided for them.


    I tell you what Jalopnik. I would be more than happy to test this system out and see what type of support they can provide. Please. I'll go pick up the Lexus, test drive it, abuse the in car services, and write woefully about how the in car assistant couldn't guide me to the nearest massage parlor or gentlemens club that has particularly homely women with loose morals, many of whom would be impressed by a man with a car that talks.


    Plus for those of you whom know what it is I do for a living, I'm sure I can void the warranty by attaching a variety of Thermofrazzes to it.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/08/09

    @JCWhitless - This post you are now reading is in the voice ...: Does JC Whitney still sell thermofrazzes? How about Sticky Tape Mounted Whatchijiggys?
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    01/08/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: More than you can possibly imagine. We are in fact starting a campaign to Thermofrazz the moon for 2009.


    Yep, every night when the moon is full, looking at the glory to be had on a bright Thermofrazzed night.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/08/09

    @JCWhitless - This post you are now reading is in the voice ...: Since we are already in 2009, I'll assume you mean by the end of 2009. I can't wait.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    01/08/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Well, things do work a little slow sometimes when you have a machine this big.
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Toyota Safety Connect, Lexus Enform Take Aim At GM OnStar With New Service
    Makes sense as most Lexus drivers are using Ensure already.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/08/09

    In reply to Toyota Safety Connect, Lexus Enform Take Aim At GM OnStar With New Service
    Can they eavesdrop in on conversations in a car with these systems?
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    Image of TurboWeasel TurboWeasel
    01/08/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:


    Yes. Be afraid. Fear will set you free.

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    01/08/09

    @TurboWeasel: I'm not paranoid, I just remember seeing an article on how you can use a cellphone to eavesdrop, and I was wondering if the same could be done with this.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    01/08/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I hope so. The last time I drove a Lexus I nearly fell asleep. Perhaps they could chime in and go "HEY, WAKE UP"
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/08/09

    @JCWhitless - This post you are now reading is in the voice ...: or, Lexus Operator: GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE FAST LANE!...ahem...I mean, please move to the right, you're obstructing traffic.
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    Image of baldy_pm baldy_pm
    01/08/09

    In reply to Toyota Safety Connect, Lexus Enform Take Aim At GM OnStar With New Service
    GM says: "D'oh!"


    Yet another money maker for the general that will fizzle.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/08/09

    @baldy_pm: GM is looking to be the loss-leader in every category, trucks, cars, telematics, and so forth. They overheard part of Wal-Mart's strategy and didn't realize that some vehicles must be profitable for this to work, Wagoner said "loss-leader across the board, that'll increase sales."
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Toyota Safety Connect, Lexus Enform Take Aim At GM OnStar With New Service
    Lexus Enform: Insuring Your Safety
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    01/08/09

    @Ash78: Definately.
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Toyota Safety Connect, Lexus Enform Take Aim At GM OnStar With New Service
    So GM refused to allow them to continue licensing it? Is it backwards compatible...can old lexuses and toyotas hook up to the new system?
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