I've always referred to belt buckles as a tombstone for a dead dick, and now it seems Toyota has made just the thing for fellows afflicted with that malady. #tundra
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I can't believe Brooks & Dunn endorsed this. No wonder they retired from the country music scene. I know several real American cowboys, and they wouldn't be caught dead in this. #tundra
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Wait, I just thought of a way they could have made it even tackier:
Genuine Levi's blue-jean seats.
Too bad AMC thought if it first. #tundra
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Options list sounds like the barest essentials. How much money do I have to pile on the table before you guys can load me up with two kegerators?
Tooling on the door handle applique reminds me of the ersatz samurai filigree on the first Infiniti medallion. #tundra
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*slap*
"Ow, bitch!! I was just tryin' to be nice, I figgered you was too short ta jump in the window." #tundra
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(Someone just mentioned the belt buckle handles.)
Now I'm laughing.
Now I'm crying. #tundra
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