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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/07/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    Good thing the dude kept his cool and threw the cops off the scent. Imagine the outrage if he'd admitted that he was just getting the dolls ready so he could poach on the HOV lane!


    Lillwillie, it scares me how you keep getting in my head.

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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    Kurt Russell?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    The part that scares me the most is the bungee cord wrapped around the rearview mirror.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    He kinda looks like Joe Isuzu's weirder brother.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    Authorities said that Karau'd been drinking, when he decided to play with his rod in his Lincoln.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/06/09

    @smalleyxb122: Nice!
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    Image of new22003 new22003
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    If having sex with 2 blow up dolls in a lincoln town car is wrong, I dont want to be right!
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    02/06/09

    @new22003: Now that's funny.
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    Did he buy his Lincoln on Ebay?

    [jalopnik.com]
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    That's the most attention that's been paid to a Town Car since that bingo parlor opened next to the Lincoln dealer!
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    Image of DoctorNine's D9 Cat DoctorNine's D9 Cat
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    And his wife thought he was out to buy some socks...

    (obscure Jack Nicholson "Heartburn" reference)

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    And the blow-up dolls get to swelter in the impoundment lot while he goes off to the nice, cushy, air-conditioned jail! Is that fair?
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    02/06/09

    @Syrax wants a Tuscan S: Oh my now. They have been taken into custody as "evidence" for further testing.
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    That mug shot looks like Joe Isuzu!
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/06/09

    @Vintage Racer is out taking pictures: I see:
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    Image of PHIL PHIL
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    Thats the most action the interior of any Lincoln has seen since Kennedy!
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    02/06/09

    @PHIL: Too soon.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/06/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Yeah, might be best to stick to cracking jokes about how Beetles float, but Delmont 88s don't.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    I bet you could fit 4-6 fully inflated blow up dolls in the trunk of that car
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    Image of .357 .357
    02/06/09

    @Jo Schmo *Now with 30% more obscure references: You would know this how?
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    Image of Triborough Triborough
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    I knew this had to happen in Florida.

    Bugs Bunny had the right idea about the state:
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    Image of chitownguy chitownguy
    02/06/09

    @Triborough: Yes, it's always Florida, isn't it?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/06/09

    @chitownguy: There is probably a reference about Americas customized shorts in there somewhere...
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/06/09

    In reply to Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car
    Whenever I'm feeling down because of a dry spell with women, I always remind myself "at least I don't have sex with blowup dolls."


    You'd be amazed how quickly your self confidence bounces back.

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