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    Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
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    Image of cchannel BLT cchannel BLT
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    Written on hill 56: "Don't you wish the f$#k now that you bike had regenerative braking?"
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    07/07/09

    @cchannel: On the steepest, longest uphill stretch in the Tour: "See, motors aren't all bad"
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    You in the

    green bike

    your quite

    fat and a-

    re going

    considera-

    bly slower

    than those

    ther blok-

    es on the-

    ir bikes!

    You really

    should hu-

    rry up!
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    Does anyone else find it funny that they painted 100,000 English signs all over France.
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    Image of .357 .357
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    I prefer real, handcrafted street art.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    I hope the paint isn't permanent. After all, you'd have to have balls to paint english slogans all through the french countryside.


    Well, a ball anyway.

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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    07/07/09

    @Officer BLW, Royal Canadian Grammar Polis.: Lance is going to make you eat Crow for that!


    Oh, wait, they broke up.

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    Image of ƒß✓ ƒß✓
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    So... are you supposed to read it bottom up? or normally? Because I always get confused when the road says ONLY EXIT.


    Oh... and make sure to let everyone know that they must not hack this...

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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    07/07/09

    @FBJ: Orever ting last forary...quit-pain is temp!
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    Image of DonLuc DonLuc
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    Shouldn't they write-
    in descending fashio-
    n so that you can re-
    ad as you ride? Not
    read, stop, look bac-
    ck and finish the se-
    ntence then continue
    riding?
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    07/07/09

    @DonLuc:

    You mean:

    riding?

    ntence then continue

    ck and finish the se-

    read, stop, look bac-

    ad as you ride? Not

    n so that you can re-

    in descending fashio-

    Shouldn't they write-
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    07/07/09

    @Dwegmull, preview free since March 2009.: Then it would have been a COTD. Better yet, to incorporate perspective

    riding?

    ntence then
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    07/07/09

    @brandegee: Gar! Tab!


    Then it would have been a COTD. Better yet, to incorporate perspective:



    riding?

    then continue

    finish the sentence

    Not read, stop, look back and

    so that you can read as you ride?

    Shouldn't they write in descending fashion

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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    07/07/09

    @brandegee: Okay so that doesn't work...must research hard tabs.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    We need to find a way to use this for evil.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    I misread that at first and thought it said Chickbot, which made me think of Fembots.


    Mmmmmm...Fembots.


    The Chalkbot is kinda cool, too, in a less sexual way.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    That's awesome. What a great idea.


    We should give these to our local street gangs and see what they could do with them.

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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    Let's take one more thing that makes the Tour epic and figure out a way to make it totally inauthentic.


    Cool technology, but perhaps we could leave this for something soulless, like the Super Bowl?

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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    Wow, that's a much more awesome purpose than I probably would have used it for.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07/07/09

    In reply to Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France
    I dub thee Raster Blaster.
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