This is Ford Tempo Fanatic's official response to this, this pathetic excuse for a Jalopnik article.
Sam Smith can eat shit and go to hell. I've had some pretty decent cars in my time, cars with manual transmissions and eight-cylinder power houses with the power to smoke the rear wheels. Yet, and yet, the Ford Tempo (not Ford Topaz jack ass) remains. I'd rather have it then all the piece of shit Camaros and Corvettes out there.
Suck on my Ford Tempo's loosely-held-on exhaust pipe. #topten
Bangle design didn't make sense of the 5-series rear, but the E60 headlamp area is sublime. The way the horizontal hood slice forms the eyebrow and the LEDs set into it, the way the headlamp edge cuts across to flow into the hood edge crease... It's stunning in 2D and liquid perfection in the flesh.
Everyone else just slaps a two-foot long headlamp assembly in the corner of the car and puts weird shavings and creases in it. Mercedes shamelessly copied the 5-series hood slice with the C-class headlamps but completely cocked it up.
@Pessimippopotamus: You really saw this in person? Where? I agree about the tackiness. What a waste of diamonds and what a waste of a Mercedes. #koenigseggccxr
@skaycog: At the LA Auto Show, underground level where unsavory displays are confined to.
Hmmm. After much exhaustive internet research, this particular car is apparently only worth $1 million and is covered with Swarovski crystals. You don't think a Saudi Prince is going to let them ship his car around at trade shows, do you?
"Hot on DUB Magazine's Custom Auto Show & Concert tour is this million dollar car, Garson / D.A.D's crystal-encrusted Mercedes-Benz SL 600. 300,000 Swarovski crystals are attached to the exterior of the body while it sits on 20" rims. You can catch this car at the Los Angeles and San Diego shows. Garson USA will also be on site selling some of their hottest items." #koenigseggccxr
@Pessimippopotamus: Thank you for your time in researching this. Swarovski crystals are lovely, but not to the tune of $1 million. I think it's pathetic to cover cars with any kind of objects, although it makes for entertainment here. Thanks again! #koenigseggccxr
I was permanently scarred by "Fargo" so I see a plot. He didn't really commit suicide, it was a hit. Or the story of his failed attempt to fake-abduct his wife--because he couldn't get that tan Cierra the hitman wanted--is about to come out. Or the head office wanted those VIN numbers right away. #carpocalypsenow
@Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: Ford Topaz. The Mexican market rendition of the Ford Tempo (it was identical to the American Tempo, save for the Topaz light-bar grill).
So apparently, Jalopnik is operated and viewed mostly by Mexicans. #topten
I propose the Cheap Bastard Auto Club. Ever bought a car for less than a week's pay? Love your 13 inch tires because you can take advantage of WalMart's marketing practices ($160 for a full set of tires, FTW)? Are dents and scratches not your nightmare, but a battle scar, worn with pride? We have a spot for you! #topten
@Maymar: gross pay or net pay? if it's gross, then i've only bought 2 cars that are more, while I've 'bought' 4 cars and 2 motorcycles, each for less than a week's gross pay, although most were from before I got my job. One of the 2 cars that was more was still less than a single paycheck, though. #topten
If you go to the junkyard and same model and year cars are in better condition than yours...
Or finding 4 matched brand/style tires on the your model vehicle wheels at the junkyard and the tires are under 4 years old with tread left is a cause for celebration... #topten
@Maymar: _most_ of the cars I've bought were for less than a week's pay. If LeMons has taught me anything, its that you can find some marvelous deals for less than $1000 if you're willing to overlook minor issues such as non-functional accessories, marginal exhaust systems, iron oxide, and strange odors emanating from within. #topten
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Sam Smith can eat shit and go to hell. I've had some pretty decent cars in my time, cars with manual transmissions and eight-cylinder power houses with the power to smoke the rear wheels. Yet, and yet, the Ford Tempo (not Ford Topaz jack ass) remains. I'd rather have it then all the piece of shit Camaros and Corvettes out there.
Suck on my Ford Tempo's loosely-held-on exhaust pipe. #topten
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And how about a Trabantalimo. With a porthole. Don't see any portholes on the so-called Top 10. #limos
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I'm too late for the Top 10, but in time for the added extra additional Top 10? #limos
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Everyone else just slaps a two-foot long headlamp assembly in the corner of the car and puts weird shavings and creases in it. Mercedes shamelessly copied the 5-series hood slice with the C-class headlamps but completely cocked it up.
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@skierpage: Darn Gawker image glitches (and I bet it crops this one grrr)... #bmw5series
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Here's the best picture of the weave I could find. #koenigseggcccxr
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I really like this Koenigsegg, even though the diamond dust is so subtle. If you got it, flaunt it, like this Mercedes. #koenigseggcccxr
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Hmmm. After much exhaustive internet research, this particular car is apparently only worth $1 million and is covered with Swarovski crystals. You don't think a Saudi Prince is going to let them ship his car around at trade shows, do you?
"Hot on DUB Magazine's Custom Auto Show & Concert tour is this million dollar car, Garson / D.A.D's crystal-encrusted Mercedes-Benz SL 600. 300,000 Swarovski crystals are attached to the exterior of the body while it sits on 20" rims. You can catch this car at the Los Angeles and San Diego shows. Garson USA will also be on site selling some of their hottest items." #koenigseggccxr
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Oh, and that cash-for-clunkers scheme, oh man! #pickuptrucks
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Once "Puff the Magic Dragon" rains death from above on them it won't matter what truck they are driving. #pickuptrucks
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Introducing the president of "Dragon Random Exotics": Where no exotic goes unloved.
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And you thought syphillis burned.. #topten
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One too many customers wouldn't buy the tru-coat. They install it at the factory you know. #carpocalypsenow
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I think a certain Fanatic is going to be upset. #topten
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So apparently, Jalopnik is operated and viewed mostly by Mexicans. #topten
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Then again, I've bought two separate cars for $100, which at the time, was just a really good night's tips (like New Year's Eve). #topten
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If you go to the junkyard and same model and year cars are in better condition than yours...
Or finding 4 matched brand/style tires on the your model vehicle wheels at the junkyard and the tires are under 4 years old with tread left is a cause for celebration...
#topten
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