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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    12:19 PM

    In reply to 2012: Anatomy Of A Carpocalyptic Disaster Scene
    Orson Welles' "War of the Worlds" radio broadcast looked more exciting than this "movie."

    And being a radio show, it didn't even have any images to look at. #2012
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12:18 PM

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    It's not a crash if there was no physical contact with another object. This was a spinout.

    I wish I could get Massa and Alonso to give me a push when I need one. Do you have any idea how expensive FIAT starters are? #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    12:24 PM

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: That was awesome. Well played, sir... #ferraricalifornia
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was starred Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11:39 AM

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    "Felipe Massa and Fernando Alonso in the back seat"

    If it were the other way round, there wouldn't have been a crash. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11:23 AM

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!

    It's time for the California to hibernate. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10:45 AM

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!

    Chairman Montezemolo, your new wheels await you, Sir. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10:53 AM


    @skaycog: #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11:58 AM


    @Pessimippopotamus: How 'bout something with 3 wheels? #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12:31 PM


    @skaycog: Yeah! How about this? If he crashes this one, at least he can pick it up and put it back on the track! #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    01:30 PM


    @Pessimippopotamus: I just think we ought to get him out of any kind of Ferrari. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10:41 AM

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    My eyes first read: Ssangyong Ferrari Crashes Ssangyong Chairman! #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10:35 AM

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    I am confused.

    He waves at the crowd.
    He turns forward and looks straight at the track.
    He gently turns the wheel and steers the car into the gravel...

    He did it on purpose?
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    Edited by Pessimippopotamus at 11/16/09 10:38 AM Pessimippopotamus was starred Pessimippopotamus was unstarred
    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    10:30 AM

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    And not a front-end loader or pelican in sight. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10:41 AM

    @Jeb_Hoge: It was the alcantara floor mats. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10:27 AM

    In reply to 2012: Anatomy Of A Carpocalyptic Disaster Scene
    Ooooooh oooooh. Let's play the id the car name game. I see the Lincoln Towncar and the Honda Pilot. #2012
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    10:26 AM

    In reply to 2012: Anatomy Of A Carpocalyptic Disaster Scene
    I can get behind blowing cars up if they're Hyundais, Kias, and whatever my former boss is in.

    You know what, just him. If we can blow his sorry ass up that'd be cool. I could even spare the Hyundais. #2012
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    10:22 AM

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    Massa on pulpit is pulling your strings
    Staring you down, the ego he brings
    Blinded by pride, he acts like a king
    Just lost your right to drive Nurburgring
    Obey your Massa! Massa! #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    10:18 AM

    In reply to VIDEO: Ferrari California Power-Slides Into Front End Loader
    As dumb as it was, "Vanishing Point" did it better. Kowalski had a purpose in destroying himself and his car, this numbnuts simply fell victim to the universe.

    Here's a thought - let's let all the Ferraris get trashed. Stick with me, I have a point.

    You know Marty tells David in Spinal Tap they could simply raise the scale of their amps and have the new highest setting still be ten? "But these go to eleven."

    How now if we eliminate all Ferraris, draw a new scale just a bit smaller, and let all the Porsches be the new ten? "But these go to nine."

    Moot issue of course, we'd still have Veyrons and Lamborghinis to contend with. Never mind, carry on!
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    Edited by Elhigh at 11/16/09 10:19 AM Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11:41 AM

    @Elhigh: Did you go to Romania and buy some cannabis tea in a little box and drink it down with plum liqueur? #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    10:05 AM

    In reply to 2012: Anatomy Of A Carpocalyptic Disaster Scene
    I'd be afraid to get Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich in the same room, since they'd probably find a way to actually blow up the planet. #2012
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10:02 AM

    In reply to VIDEO: Ferrari California Power-Slides Into Front End Loader
    It's a twofer. First the trailing car hit a minivan in its rear quarter, then the loader.

    What I know about Bulgaria comes from a mid-fifties Graham Greene report on Albania, that he did for the New Yorker. I thought it was important that you know this. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    10:33 AM

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Are you referring to James Cameron's 1963 Atlantic article?

    [www.theatlantic.com] #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    01:02 PM

    @Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Don't think so, this seems rather even handed and far less humorous.

    But, my, don't we know our Albanian travel literature?
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    Edited by Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet at 11/16/09 1:03 PM Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    09:53 AM

    In reply to 2012: Anatomy Of A Carpocalyptic Disaster Scene
    And you thought that Cash for Clunkers was a messy and indiscriminate waste. #2012
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
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