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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04:00 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    Burma must be so scared right now, I mean, I would be too if there was an army of 300s, Sebrings, Calibers and Nitros coming to my house.

    This is definitely worse than nukes.

    PS This is a great resolution by the UN to get her released.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    03:58 PM

    In reply to Guess That Engine: LA Auto Show Edition
    Wait...is the Ford 2.3L the same block as what was in my Fairmont? That's kinda cool if it is. Not a terribly powerful engine, but sure will last awhile.

    Also I'm pondering that Tahoe Hybrid drivetrain in something like an old Bel-Air or Nomad...
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    03:54 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    That Lancia commercial is genius. Feign global responsibility by using a convenient martyr from a politically irrelevant country. Emotional pull, sales, ta-da.

    Now if the Dalai Lama or any one of a hundred or so Chinese dissenters was featured in that commercial they'd have a true hot potato on their hands. Not. a. chance.
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    03:12 PM

    In reply to 14 Things To Do At The LA Auto Show
    I'm assuming that you wanted to be transported through time and space in the phone booth? And to meet Napoleon Bonaparte? And to have hilarity ensue?
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    03:09 PM

    In reply to Next-Gen Mercedes SLK Dreaming Of A 6.3-Liter V8
    I love the very subtle Jalopnik decal on the side of the car. It is a promise from Mercedes to make this car light, pure, simple, and fun. Also, I much prefer this decal to the "Copyright Chris Doane/Brenda Priddy & Company" seen on some cars, and those weird floating KGP Photography chin spoilers.
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    03:08 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    I dunno. Cars busting through walls is always cool with me. Just needed to change the music to something badass like AC/DC's "Big Gun", and get rid of the narration
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    03:01 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    They should just shorten the ad by a ton and show them getting out of the cars and the narrator says.
    "The Chrysler 300 the car nobel prize winners smarter than you drive."
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    02:54 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    If they are going to show off a thug car, why not use thugs? like chavez and rahm emmanual.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    02:31 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    Socialist motivators for the new Socialist Motors. It's extra bad when it's coming from Fiat.
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    02:08 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    Because birdshit is the first thing auto executives want to come to mind when you think Chrysler...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    01:58 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    Oh, and you know what happens in a merger. Platform sharing and all that.

    Apparently marketing campaigns too. Here's the identical ad, but featuring the Lancia Delta instead.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    01:51 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    My name is FiatChco and I was tanked when I made this.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    02:25 PM

    @Number_Six: FiatChco. Was that yours?
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    02:33 PM

    @beercheck: Yep. Made up on the spot.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    01:50 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    How many millions of dollars did Italy benefit on this commercial? What is Chrysler thinking??? DS's.
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    Image of Joe Valasek Joe Valasek
    02:02 PM

    @skaycog:
    Sebring. Compas. Nitro. Caliber.

    Chrysler has a history of not thinking.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    02:25 PM

    @Joe Valasek: Good point! I just can't get over their stupidity.
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    Image of Joe Valasek Joe Valasek
    02:36 PM

    @skaycog:
    There's your problem! You're applying logical thinking to an entity that's not logical.

    I have the same problem with women.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    02:46 PM

    @Joe Valasek: Yeah, I think most men have that problem. Not that all women are illogical entities, you know.
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    Image of Joe Valasek Joe Valasek
    02:51 PM

    @skaycog:
    Want to introduce me to some single ones?
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    02:59 PM

    @Joe Valasek: I know both logical and illogical women (and men for that matter). Most are married or taken. I'll have to think on that one. Funny how we got off the Chrysler/commercial topic.
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    Image of Joe Valasek Joe Valasek
    03:14 PM

    @skaycog:
    Yup, all the good ones are taken. That's the shame.

    Anyways, This is more interesting than doves or whatever that commercial was about.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    01:50 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    Actually, they're quite well versed in WTF-ery.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    01:53 PM

    @Pessimippopotamus: I hate multi posting like this, but Armando Testa ads are a comedy gold mine.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    01:55 PM

    @Pessimippopotamus:
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02:01 PM

    @Pessimippopotamus:
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    Image of hermitizer hermitizer
    02:04 PM

    @Pessimippopotamus: wow. failtastic. i want my money back, chrysler.
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    Image of Rabbi Dave Rabbi Dave
    01:47 PM

    In reply to Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
    and note that after the mega ad blitz for Ram its sales still tanked below 10K units last month.
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    Image of Joe Valasek Joe Valasek
    02:04 PM

    @Rabbi Dave:
    Ya know, if they are sold without full tanks, it's false advertising.
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    beercheck promoted this comment Joe Valasek was starred Joe Valasek was unstarred
    Image of beercheck beercheck
    02:24 PM

    @Joe Valasek: Not if nobody buys one.
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