I was permanently scarred by "Fargo" so I see a plot. He didn't really commit suicide, it was a hit. Or the story of his failed attempt to fake-abduct his wife--because he couldn't get that tan Cierra the hitman wanted--is about to come out. Or the head office wanted those VIN numbers right away. #carpocalypsenow
I propose the Cheap Bastard Auto Club. Ever bought a car for less than a week's pay? Love your 13 inch tires because you can take advantage of WalMart's marketing practices ($160 for a full set of tires, FTW)? Are dents and scratches not your nightmare, but a battle scar, worn with pride? We have a spot for you! #topten
@Maymar: gross pay or net pay? if it's gross, then i've only bought 2 cars that are more, while I've 'bought' 4 cars and 2 motorcycles, each for less than a week's gross pay, although most were from before I got my job. One of the 2 cars that was more was still less than a single paycheck, though. #topten
If you go to the junkyard and same model and year cars are in better condition than yours...
Or finding 4 matched brand/style tires on the your model vehicle wheels at the junkyard and the tires are under 4 years old with tread left is a cause for celebration... #topten
@Maymar: _most_ of the cars I've bought were for less than a week's pay. If LeMons has taught me anything, its that you can find some marvelous deals for less than $1000 if you're willing to overlook minor issues such as non-functional accessories, marginal exhaust systems, iron oxide, and strange odors emanating from within. #topten
As someone that has contemplated it about 340 of the last 365 days, allow me to speculate wildly.
Wife is hot, guy is a dork. Good chance wife's family has the money. Regardless a divorce won't be good for business so they keep it together for show. She spends her nights on the prowl for younger guys while he sleeps on the couch in the dealership because that's all he has left. But she finally found somebody she wants to settle down with and now he'll lose that too.
@Silvrt01: I've been Bill, twice. I'm so burned out if there's ever another relationship it will have a time limit and be a straight cash transaction. #carpocalypsenow
@Ralph Wiley Is Poised: I did qualify that I was speculating wildly. Maybe he could no longer live with hiding that he was gay and got infected by some tranny hooker in Tijuana. You know you've seen too much drama when you start making up back stories. #carpocalypsenow
@Maxichamp: To back up my point that these journalist types know nothing about cars, did anyone read the NYT Sunday Magazine language piece about how Cadillac has not built a decent car since the 60s? Clueless morons! #pickuptrucks
@skaycog: I had a friend who blew his brains out this summer. He was very well liked and respected, and his problems didn't seem any more severe than the average person's.
Some people can't see themselves they way other see them.
@skaycog: It's not so much the situations (speaking for myself) as it is the internal dialog. Everybody has that little voice that says you fucked up but most get over it. Some of us have little voices that won't stop telling us, in mind numbing detail, exactly how much we fucked up. It becomes an endless experience of humiliation. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. #carpocalypsenow
@mytdawg: You said "but most get over it". I think that says it all, irregardless of what happened. I "got over" several things that might have been the undoing of somebody else in my shoes. Life is worth living! #carpocalypsenow
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I really like this Koenigsegg, even though the diamond dust is so subtle. If you got it, flaunt it, like this Mercedes. #koenigseggcccxr
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Oh, and that cash-for-clunkers scheme, oh man! #pickuptrucks
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Once "Puff the Magic Dragon" rains death from above on them it won't matter what truck they are driving. #pickuptrucks
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Introducing the president of "Dragon Random Exotics": Where no exotic goes unloved.
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One too many customers wouldn't buy the tru-coat. They install it at the factory you know. #carpocalypsenow
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I think a certain Fanatic is going to be upset. #topten
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Then again, I've bought two separate cars for $100, which at the time, was just a really good night's tips (like New Year's Eve). #topten
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If you go to the junkyard and same model and year cars are in better condition than yours...
Or finding 4 matched brand/style tires on the your model vehicle wheels at the junkyard and the tires are under 4 years old with tread left is a cause for celebration...
#topten
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Wife is hot, guy is a dork. Good chance wife's family has the money. Regardless a divorce won't be good for business so they keep it together for show. She spends her nights on the prowl for younger guys while he sleeps on the couch in the dealership because that's all he has left. But she finally found somebody she wants to settle down with and now he'll lose that too.
Just a wild ass guess...
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Some people can't see themselves they way other see them.
RIP #carpocalypsenow
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