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Detroit, 6:13 PM
Fri Nov 27
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06:11 PM
at 2:25 am....
pissed off at the wife.....drunk(I know they said it wasn't a factor) .....high....or texting.
Take your picks, boys.
06:02 PM
What luck that she had a golf club!
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05:34 PM
Here's the lesson, boys and girls:
Even if you are a retired hit man for the Mob, driving a Caddy in Florida may be dangerous for your health. More so if you insist on texting your order for a late night six pack of sliders to the local Gut Bomb while behind the wheel. Sure, they make great ballast after some drinks with friends, but you will need all your concentration just to wrestle with the steering wheel of that blinged out Escalade and keep it between the curbs. You may feel invulnerable sitting way up high in that metal cocoon. But every hydrant on your way home has been waiting for just this chance. And there is nothing that they would rather do, than rip great gaping tears in that Caddy's soft, smooth sheet metal, and throw you and your smugness right through the glass of your front windshield.
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04:22 PM
Need to attack that mountain of yummy leftovers and all the booze lying around from yesterday. Hey somebodys gotta do it. They won't magically dissappear you know..
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02:25 PM
They should quit playing possom and show us the thing already.