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Wed Dec 2
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    03:22 PM

    In reply to 2011 Mazda2 Gets Happy U.S. Face, Summer 2010 Launch Date
    I can't help it...at first glance I thought, "hmph, Suzuki is going to try the Swift, again".

    I don't want to be able to use the rear window on a hatchback as the head rest.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    03:20 PM

    In reply to 2011 Mazda2 Gets Happy U.S. Face, Summer 2010 Launch Date
    Good looks, this car doesn't have any... han-n-dy-y...
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03:17 PM

    In reply to 2011 Mazda2 Gets Happy U.S. Face, Summer 2010 Launch Date
    Zoom zoom and boom boom?

    They should have called it the Mazda Supernova Girl.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    03:14 PM

    In reply to 2011 Mazda2 Gets Happy U.S. Face, Summer 2010 Launch Date
    Fiesta is greater than 2. Even if they share the same platform.

    But again it's like saying one twin sister is better than the other. Maybe I like the mole next to her lips better.

    p.s: Why doesn't the damn code allow for the symbol "greater?"
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03:07 PM

    In reply to 2011 Hyundai Sonata: A Sexy, Camera-Shy Mid-Size
    Good for them.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    02:51 PM

    In reply to 2011 Hyundai Sonata: A Sexy, Camera-Shy Mid-Size
    This isn't terribly good. I hate the new design language of the hood laying out over on top of the front fenders, and headlights that crawl up and above the wheel openings.

    The rear doors seem to announce their presence, as opposed to the old days when they were part of the grander plan.

    The rims are also painfully boring, as if they and the whole color scheme and interior were ripped from a Camry. Now the Camry is one of the best selling cars in the world, which normally is a good thing. But in the case of this car, it just isn't anything at all.

    I miss the days when cars had shapes, and curves. I miss mirrors that may have been stuck to the front fenders or bumpers that would kill a pedestrian who merely cared to stare at it for a minute.

    When did the Sugarhill Gang not stand for something on the street? Why is it clear to me now that Hank Williams Jr. sucks and his dad is far better in every way? What kind of last name is Wojdyla? Sounds Polish.

    And why can't I go into the store and just buy a box of Cheerios. All this marketing and mumbo jumbo of Sugar Free that and Fruit infused garbage. When I was growing up we drank coffee. Not a McCafe diet sugar free mocha burpalita expresso.

    Why does the dealer when you buy a new car just use two screws to hold your license plate in place instead of using the other two holes?

    Things were different in the old days. PBS had Mr Rogers and the only colors cars came in were things you could pronounce. Bench seats were standard, lap belts optional, and nobody, I mean nobody ever illegally downloaded music or slept with their English teacher.

    Did you know that more presidents of this country have not had a drivers license than have had one?

    Now, where the hell are my Werthers Originals...
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    Edited by JC Whitless at 12/02/09 2:51 PM JC Whitless was starred JC Whitless was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02:57 PM

    @JC Whitless: I dunno, dude. I see a shape. I see curves. In fact, I see the most dragon-worthy midsize sedan in the entire history of all-time everness.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    03:02 PM

    @pauljones: This is the most dragon worthy anything in all time everness. And get off my lawn.
     Reply
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    Image of Black Stig Lives! Black Stig Lives!
    02:50 PM

    In reply to 2011 Hyundai Sonata: A Sexy, Camera-Shy Mid-Size
    That sheared grill reminds me of a cake frosting pattern. God I'm hungry.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    02:50 PM

    In reply to 2011 Toyota Sienna: Like A Venza, But With Interior Space
    Some of it's ok. The front-end treatment is terrible. Needs a different color to get further reaction.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    02:45 PM

    In reply to 2011 Hyundai Sonata: A Sexy, Camera-Shy Mid-Size
    Worse than a spoon-in-the-eye.
     Reply
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    Image of Wrathernaut Wrathernaut
    02:48 PM

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: Indeed! How can you call this sexy when it appears to take 80% of its styling cues from the #Sebring?
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    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    03:02 PM

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: But it's way better than this.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    03:18 PM

    @Quattro-luvr:

    Yeah, but it still looks like an S-class sedan "coupe" which was copied by the Chinese on a day when they had egg foo old.
     Reply
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    02:42 PM

    In reply to 2011 Hyundai Sonata: A Sexy, Camera-Shy Mid-Size
    Now they've got a CC/CLS! Points for style, but not much for originality here.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02:44 PM

    @Ash78, tryptophanatic: Not original, perhaps, but I give them points for looking at what's already out there and doing it better (in my opinion).
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    02:47 PM

    @pauljones: I can't fault them...everyone else is just copying each other. Besides, I'm not going to look my home state's gift horse (er, cash cow) in the mouth.

    This--plus the Santa Fe--are still going strong and providing a lot of solid employment here.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    02:41 PM

    In reply to 2011 Toyota Sienna: Like A Venza, But With Interior Space
    If I really want to buy a white van, can I get one of these please?

    225hp; 6sp Manual; 0-60: 7.9s; Top Speed: 143mph.

    Thanks.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02:40 PM

    In reply to 2011 Hyundai Sonata: A Sexy, Camera-Shy Mid-Size
    I don't think it looks all that awkward in the pictures, and if, as you say, it's even better in person, then I have but one response: That is one hot Korean.

    I could live with that.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    02:21 PM

    In reply to 2011 Toyota Sienna: Like A Venza, But With Interior Space
    If I had the need for something like this, I'd get a Ford Flex.
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    Image of tekamul tekamul
    02:34 PM

    @skaycog was here: If you truly needed one, though, you'd miss the sliding doors.
    After the 23rd time junior railed somebody's convertible with a read door, you eat the depreciation for a stigmatic minivan
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    skaycog was here promoted this comment tekamul was starred tekamul was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    03:00 PM

    @tekamul: You might be right about the sliding doors, but since there's no junior, I'd still get a Flex.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02:20 PM

    In reply to 2011 Toyota Sienna: Like A Venza, But With Interior Space
    Zip ties: they can fix the floor mats, but they can't fix the ugly.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    02:30 PM

    @pauljones: I don't know, give me enough of them and I think I can make a van that looks better than this thing.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    02:17 PM

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    This is what happens when you leave your computer on in College. . .
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