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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    09:25 PM

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Wow, the Ford hybrid mill makes a net 191hp? That's better than I thought. I need to test one of those.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    09:21 PM

    In reply to Tron Legacy: Ooh! New Light Cycle Porn!
    Wow I can't wait to see this movie...In 1 year.
     Reply
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    08:24 PM

    In reply to $700,000 Government-Seized Cizeta V-16T: Coolest Supercar You've Never Heard Of
    I've seen one example. Its width is extremely startling especially even compared to the XJ220 and a Ferrari F50. TRANSVERSE V16 FTW.

    And the style, of course, is by the maestro, Marcelo Gandini. Which makes a looooooot of sense.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    07:41 PM

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    David LaChapelle? Oh, I get it now.

    "I'm Richard LeJames, bitch!"
     Reply
    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    07:22 PM

    In reply to Highways Of Future Past: How Close Are We?
    "Nights in white satin
    Never reaching the end..."

    Oh, wait, you said Highways of Future Past. My apologies. I'll take my moody blues elsewhere.
     Reply
    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
    Image of powermatic powermatic
    06:32 PM

    In reply to Dartz Car Commemorates Pamela Anderson Russian SUV Whale Penis Scandal
    I like to think that the Russian language, even when used by natives, has that same herky-jerky butchered syntax that the English translation has. It just seems like more fun.
     Reply
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    06:16 PM

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    So in frame 3 we're introduced to Bride of Whatthefuckenstein.

    I get it. It's all about over-the-top luxury and devil-may-care hedonism, you're rich enough to afford the car, you can wear coats made of the skins of your vanquished business partners (business foes are burned to a crisp by your fiery gaze). But still.

    Money can buy one hell of a car, but it won't buy you style or class.
     Reply
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    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    06:09 PM

    In reply to Highways Of Future Past: How Close Are We?
    Couldn't stop humming I.G.Y. while watching the video.

    What a beautiful world this will be. What a glorious time to be free.
     Reply
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    05:48 PM

    In reply to Dartz Car Commemorates Pamela Anderson Russian SUV Whale Penis Scandal
    In Soviet Russia Pamela Anderson... oh wait that is not appropriate at all...

    Nothing to see here.... move along.
     Reply
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    05:39 PM

    In reply to Dartz Car Commemorates Pamela Anderson Russian SUV Whale Penis Scandal
    Interesting. These Russians think a whale looks like a shark. Or they are actually using shark penis leather for the Prombron and have been mistakenly calling it whale leather, unwittingly enraging conservationists worldwide.

    Wars have started this way. Through misunderstandings. Exactly like this.
     Reply
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    Image of bzr bzr
    05:22 PM

    In reply to Dartz Car Commemorates Pamela Anderson Russian SUV Whale Penis Scandal
    "Save the Penises?" Will that be the next great Jalopnik shirt? And will anybody buy one besides Charles?
     Reply
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    05:14 PM

    In reply to Highways Of Future Past: How Close Are We?
    Well what about the Aliens Under Denver International? They have this weird electromotive vehicle that is driven by huge disembodied heads. Does that count?
     Reply
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05:13 PM

    In reply to Highways Of Future Past: How Close Are We?
    Recommended Speed: 85
    Present: 55-80
    Are we there yet: No.
     Reply
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    05:08 PM

    In reply to Highways Of Future Past: How Close Are We?
    Since the richest country in the world has bankrupted itself bombing various peoples into the Stone-Age so they won't behave like Stone-Age peoples, I'm not sure who's going to pay for all that shiny stuff.
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    05:06 PM

    In reply to Dartz Car Commemorates Pamela Anderson Russian SUV Whale Penis Scandal
    Whale penis leather (I just like to say it). The whales aren't happy about it either.
     Reply
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    Image of leicester leicester
    05:45 PM

    @skaycog: Now imagine Ricardo Montalban saying it from the driver's seat of his Cordoba...
     Reply
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    08:14 PM

    @leicester: In that case, it would have to be Corinthian Whale Penis.
     Reply
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