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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    01:13 AM

    In reply to Henry Ford Did Not Invent The Assembly Line
    Great article. Fitting that the company that bore his name had plenty of other firsts to its credit:
    -first commercially successful fully automatic transmission
    -first high-compression pushrod V8
    -first four-door hardtop (along with Buick)
    -first production turbocharged passenger car
    -first postwar front-wheel-drive American production car
    -first American production car with a V8/5-speed manual combo
    -first production V8 passenger car diesel (though that one wasn't exactly a source of pride, as it turned out)

    Oldsmobile died the minute it lost its autonomy and, by extension, its penchant for innovation. It just took everyone 15-20 years to realize it.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12:13 AM

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    No VQ? Wow...
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    Image of RachelSklar RachelSklar
    12:02 AM

    In reply to Henry Ford Did Not Invent The Assembly Line
    I grew up in an Olds. In the middle backseat, to be precise. Nice family car.

    This post would not be complete without a reference to the song "Henry Ford" from Ragtime. Neat little number. Excellent lyrics + structure.
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    12/09/09

    In reply to Tron Legacy: Ooh! New Light Cycle Porn!
    If The Dude himself is not involved, I'm not interested.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    Wow. Now I know why I've never been asked to shoot Pirelli calenderesque photos. I'm completely lacking the hipster douche goatee-gone-amok and fauxnytail.

    Dave Chapelle's really gone off the deep end after that trip to Africa.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/09/09

    In reply to Dartz Car Commemorates Pamela Anderson Russian SUV Whale Penis Scandal
    Wax it and it becomes a Zil.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    I must protest. 7 of 10 engines on this list wear hats. I detest engine hats. Especially in an article which is advertised as Engin Pr0n.

    DEATH TO ENGINE HATS!
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    A Prius hybrid mill is not "engineporn". It's more like engine abstinence
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12:47 AM

    @evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: More like deterrent, not just abstinence.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Anyone who buys a 3-series with an engine other than the diesel is sick in the head? Those are strong words when, by most accounts, the pairing of gas I6s (remember, one's twin-turboed) and the M's V8 are pretty stellar engines, and you can get it with a stick. I mean, as an engine, BMW's diesel makes me weak in the knees (425lb-ft can do strong things to me, especially at 23/36mpg), but the way you have to take it isn't perfect. Now, there's no other engine you should take in an X5 (although you shouldn't take an X5).

    I am disappointed in the ecoweenieism that picked the naturally aspirated Ecotec over the direct injected turbocharged version (which also makes more power and torque than VW's equivalent).
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12:12 AM

    @Maymar: Not to really disagree with you as the I6 and the I6 TT are absolutely stellar... but a friend of mine just picked up a 335d and took me for a drive recently. The way the torque pushes you back in the seat is mind numbing...
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Regarding the S4 powerplant, "... this things a monster." Do you moonlight for Ford PR? I only kid, Ben.

    As for the list, it's not bad (not great, either) although no hybrid makes my list and no way Hyundai makes the world's best V8.

    Now that Subie has solved that pesky banjo bolt issue, I'm thrilled to see their pancake's on the menu.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    01:14 AM

    @Alfisted: Mmmmmmm... pancakes.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Remember when this list used be about all-around good performance and engineering? When stuff like Buick's 3800, Cadillac's Northstar and the Nissan VQ series made the list every year?

    I'm not sure when Ward's fell victim to the same eco-weenie crap that's taking over the whole fucking world, but I'm sure as hell am not happy about it. I love turbo-fours, diesels and direct injection as much as anybody, I don't know how much longer I can deal with all this plug-in-hybrid, evil man-made carbon emissions will kill us all bullshit that's progressively destroying the car hobby I so dearly love.
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    Image of spuy767 spuy767
    12/09/09

    I'm pissed because I love the VQ and the 3800.
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    Image of Jono Jono
    12/09/09

    @If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: All the best cars have already been made, and no one can take them away from us.
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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face promoted this comment Edited by Jono at 12/09/09 11:07 PM Jono was starred Jono was unstarred
    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    12/09/09

    @spuy767: I know! How couldn't you? The VQ just keeps getting better and better. It's equally brilliant in FWD Altimas, the Z car and luxury Infinitis.

    And the 3800, despite being a 40+ year old pushrod, it was easily one of, if not the best V6s on the market up until 2002-2003 or so. 200 horsepower (24o w/supercharger!) and 30 MPG on regular unleaded seemed unbelievable in the '90s, but Buick pulled it off. It wasn't until Nissan and Honda started one-upping each other that the 3800 finally stopped being competitive (and I can't believe GM tried replacing it with that "High Feature" garbage). Still, there's plenty of recent-vintage, 3800-equipped big GM sedans that make good beater highway cruisers. Not bad for a once-unloved, uneven-firing, sawed-off Fireball V8.
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    12/09/09

    @Jono: While I agree with you on the former, Cash for Clunkers proved they sure as hell can take them away.
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    Image of Jono Jono
    12:15 AM

    @If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: Here in Australia our clunkers may clunk on with impunity, so where the bloody hell are ya!
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12:16 AM

    @If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: I sadly sold my Grandma's Park Avenue Ultra for like 3k a few years back at her behest. I drove it for a few weeks and could not believe the combo of power and great mileage. The same things that I love about the VR6 are the same things I loved about the Super 38.
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Wow, the Ford hybrid mill makes a net 191hp? That's better than I thought. I need to test one of those.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    12/09/09

    In reply to Tron Legacy: Ooh! New Light Cycle Porn!
    Wow I can't wait to see this movie...In 1 year.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/09/09

    In reply to $700,000 Government-Seized Cizeta V-16T: Coolest Supercar You've Never Heard Of
    I've seen one example. Its width is extremely startling especially even compared to the XJ220 and a Ferrari F50. TRANSVERSE V16 FTW.

    And the style, of course, is by the maestro, Marcelo Gandini. Which makes a looooooot of sense.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    David LaChapelle? Oh, I get it now.

    "I'm Richard LeJames, bitch!"
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