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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12:54 AM

    In reply to $1.1 Million Pagani Zonda F Crashes In Hong Kong
    I think that the most painful part is where you can see that two of the tail pipes are crooked, even though they themselves clearly didn't touch anything.

    Gives you an idea of just how much work it will take to repair this thing.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    12:01 AM

    In reply to $1.1 Million Pagani Zonda F Crashes In Hong Kong
    Looks like it got the full Bruce Lee treatment. He is the Chuck Norris of the east after all...
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    12:00 AM

    In reply to Ten Gifts To Turn Your Kid Into A Car Freak
    Where's Forza 3?
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Wow. I guess it will buff right out.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    12/07/09

    In reply to Virgin Galactic SpaceshipTwo: First Photos
    Ten bucks says Burt Rutan will ultimately be revealed to be an alien who survived the Roswell UFO crash. His designs are so weirdly cool, AND... they work.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    12/07/09

    In reply to $1.1 Million Pagani Zonda F Crashes In Hong Kong
     
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    12/07/09

    In reply to $1.1 Million Pagani Zonda F Crashes In Hong Kong
    That'll bu.... no it won't.
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    HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    12/07/09

    In reply to Ten Gifts To Turn Your Kid Into A Car Freak
    Well, I'm young enough, how about we compile my wish list, while were at it.

    Dear Santa,

    For Christmas I have a few ideas. First I really want a V1 Radar-Detector, preferably hardwired. I'd like a Gruppe M Ram-Air intake, or any high-quality intake that will fit on a 330i will do. It would be great if you could hook me up with an
    M-Tech front, side skirts,rear diffuser, carbon fiber splitters and cf spoiler. And if your feeling particularlly generous, toss in some BBS CH wheels (matte black power coat please, Santa). And one of those Lancia t-shirts, since your going to be here anyways. Thanks so much Santa,

    Lil Schm

    Funny, as we get older, our Christmas lists generally get more expensive and, uhm, in my case, un-attainable.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    12/07/09

    In reply to $1.1 Million Pagani Zonda F Crashes In Hong Kong
    Isn't this a commandment or a sin or something?

    #11: Thou shalt not crash a Zonda
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    12/07/09

    In reply to Top Gear Season 14, Episode 4: YouTube Open Thread
    The airport race, while of questionable entertainment, showed, at minute seven of the show, how good BTCC drivers are at vehicle control. They guy driving the bendy-bus, being pushed by a truck, on a wet track, managed to kinda hold it together.

    Not at all bad for a vehicle hinged in the middle.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Does this mean that when you get rid of a Buick, you really want to get it on with random white chicks?

    No wonder old married couples are so happy in Roadmasters.
     Reply
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Should we be surprised that GM is cashing in on Tiger's celeb status?

    I'm surprised GM actually found a way to make money on something!
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/07/09

    @LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Yeah, GM is opening a Lingerie store with all the stray panties they find under the seat.
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    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    12/07/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: LOL 1 heart for you m'lady :)

    ...And using the left over lube in the bottles for axle grease.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    12:08 AM

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Lol !
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    So, would it be of more value to anyone other than a strip club? I'm envisioning a custom decal advertising the club, filling the truck with strippers, and going to every PGA event in driving distance.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Oh, the huge manatee!

    I would humbly recommend that Tiger's next car be on that's smaller and more maneuverable, perhaps even able to get out its own way. You don't want to shank one off into the rough and just be a passenger along for the ride.

    And I would also recommend bullet proof glass.
     Reply
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Methinks that N.O.W. should buy it, paint in pink, and drive around promoting Domestic Violence, because its definitely NOT a problem right?
     Reply
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    Image of 87CapriceEstate 87CapriceEstate
    12/07/09

    What a great idea except for the promoting part. They should be raising awareness of domestic violence and teaching that it is wrong.
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