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Mon Nov 23
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    Image of bzr bzr
    12:53 AM

    In reply to Cadillac CTS Coupe: The Cadillac Of Coupes
    Meh, needs to be 10 feet longer. With moar chrome. And a humidor in the glovebox.
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    02:15 AM

    @bzr: Much more chrome. It also needs fins, and gunsight turn signals mounted on the fenders. White walls would also be acceptable.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    03:26 AM

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: Power front split bench velour seating and a shag carpet rear window shelf. Oh and leopard print vinyl floor mats.
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    12:31 AM

    In reply to Cadillac CTS Coupe: The Cadillac Of Coupes
    Its truly stunning, and easily the best looking luxury car out there today. It'll also be the most desirable luxury machine this side of the Atlantic as soon as Ford finally ends production of the Lincoln Town Car.

    Now. I'm still going to have to say, its not the best in history. 1959's DeVille, and Lincoln's incredible Mark IV Continentals are still in a whole different league.

    But its a start.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    03:24 AM


    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: ....as soon as Ford finally ends production of the Lincoln Town Car.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    12:22 AM

    In reply to Cadillac CTS Coupe: The Cadillac Of Coupes
    Damn fine lookin' coupe if you ask me. The latest and perhaps best iteration yet of 21st Century Cadillac zaniness. Art + Science Fiction. I hope the Philly Car Show has one, cuz I want to see it in the flesh ASAP.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    12:20 AM

    In reply to Cadillac CTS Coupe: The Cadillac Of Coupes
    Wow, if Acura built a Cadillac.....

    This isn't your fathers Eldorado. It looks more like your gay nephews Prelude.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/22/09

    In reply to 2010 BMW 5-Series Officially Shows Us Its Headlights
    The Partial Tablecloth Reveal Meme is getting really old.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    11/22/09

    In reply to 2010 BMW 5-Series Officially Shows Us Its Headlights
    Looks like there's something a little bit Bentley about the nose.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/22/09

    @weatherman: You're right... it's the way the top part and upper corners are shaped, innit?

    In pic 3 - it's got a bit of a snarl going on, it seems. Wonder if the performance can back that up.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/22/09

    In reply to 2010 BMW 5-Series Officially Shows Us Its Headlights
    Nice car....I like the wheels. It looks like a BMW. Imagine that.
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    11/22/09

    In reply to 2010 BMW 5-Series Officially Shows Us Its Headlights
    As with any new BMW, it's ugly, but should sell well to all the fashionistas.
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    11/22/09

    @UDMan: The outgoing model is one of the ugliest cars available today in the NA market, so pretty much anything is an improvement.

    ...and yeah, it will sell, because it's a 5er.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/22/09

    @UDMan: I will agree that the last generation wasn't pretty, but sometimes, I just don't care what the car looks like on the outside if it drives the way the company 5-er drives.

    This new one does look better so far, though.
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/21/09

    In reply to The BS Inspections Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Arse Freeze-A-Palooza 2009
    At first glance, I thought I saw "NO Fisting."
     Reply
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    11/21/09

    In reply to The BS Inspections Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Arse Freeze-A-Palooza 2009
    928 Breadvan. You have made a grown man cry.
     Reply
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/21/09

    In reply to The BS Inspections Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Arse Freeze-A-Palooza 2009
    I like how the Capri has the Smokey and the Bandit Trans Am, the Starsky & Hutch Torino, and the Mad Max Interceptor themes all rolled into it.

    This. Is. Bitchin'.
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/21/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: Capris are always way bitchin'.
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    Image of skitter skitter
    11/21/09

    In reply to The BS Inspections Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Arse Freeze-A-Palooza 2009
    I'll be patiently waiting for an Earth-shattering 'Kaboom'.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/21/09

    In reply to The BS Inspections Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Arse Freeze-A-Palooza 2009
    A wonderful cross section of insanity.
    The Faster Farms unwholesome duo wins the incongruity costume award--those fluffy nice chicken costumes framing those mobster-like mugs, complete with cigar.
    But really, the Marvins have a death ray disintegrator gun, so they can clear their own path through traffic. And if a hearing officer showed up in front of the MGBees, they--and the car--would most likely be hauled off for 30 day observation.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/21/09

    In reply to The BS Inspections Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Arse Freeze-A-Palooza 2009
    I can't believe no one's been foolish enough to bring a 928 to LeMons before. But I might have to prefer the Teutonic Thunder Chicken to it.

    Aside from evidence of a shocking level of gang-related activity, this is one time I probably wouldn't want to be riding with Jesus.

    Good luck to everyone out there.
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    Image of Brian Brian
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Art Of Car Logos
    These look like they were done by Jackson Pollock and Ralph Steadman's love child. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     Reply
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