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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    03:49 PM

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    Wow, if you view the last picture you see the dirty, unwashed masses coming in to spoil the party.

    Did you see that? Dirty, filthy disgusting people ruining your uber sexy German orgy. Everything was going great till these dark haired short street people showed up.

    Look, did that door work fine before they showed up? Sure it did. Who do we blame for this? Surely not us for being drunk and inattentive, or even those in positions of power...(except for the Kaiser who sold us out in 18)

    Sure you bring that up they throw you in jail for being an enemy of the people. One day they will hear about my struggle.

    I tell you what, when they free me from this prison, if this deutschland were mine, I'd make those dirty folks go a little farther down the line, far from my sexy Maybach party, cuz that is where I would like to stay....

    And I'd spill champagne on my belly, and pose my life away.
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    Image of powermatic powermatic
    03:45 PM

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    I can only speak for myself, but I've always been grateful that my parents taught me how to orgy at home, rather than having to learn it in the gutter.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    03:42 PM

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    I say go all out. Put Hitler, Max Mosley and the Nazi hookers in there too.

    Those crazy Germans...
     Reply
    Edited by mytdawg at 12/09/09 3:43 PM mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    03:40 PM

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    Better not bring your kids!

    Oh wait... that's Dave Chapelle...
     Reply
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    03:39 PM

    In reply to $700,000 Government-Seized Cizeta V-16T: Coolest Supercar You've Never Heard Of
    Bacon Number: 5
    Kevin Bacon was in Flatliners with:
    Steve Martin, Martin was in Bowfinger with:
    Eddie Murphy, Murphy was in Beverly Hills Cop, music by Harold Faltermeyer,
    Faltermeyer was a protege of Giorgio Moroder,
    Moroder invested in the Cizeta when it was just a concept. The first examples wore a badge reading Cizeta-Moroder.
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    Edited by Elhigh at 12/09/09 3:40 PM Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of drewdrawsLA drewdrawsLA
    03:38 PM

    In reply to WTF? Maybach's NSFW Orgy Photo Shoot
    What, little girls at 1930s orgies don't make you want to spend $400K on an ugly Mercedes?
     Reply
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    03:34 PM

    In reply to $700,000 Government-Seized Cizeta V-16T: Coolest Supercar You've Never Heard Of
    Slow footsteps, echoing.
     Reply
    beercheck was starred beercheck was unstarred
    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    03:26 PM

    In reply to Henry Ford Did Not Invent The Assembly Line
    Ford had the Model T. A car that used the assembly line as a means to achieve the impossible: mass transport for the common man.

    Ransom E. Olds did not do this.

    Ford Tempo Fan saves the day again, keeping history intact.
     Reply
    Ford Tempo Fanatic was starred Ford Tempo Fanatic was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    03:10 PM

    In reply to $700,000 Government-Seized Cizeta V-16T: Coolest Supercar You've Never Heard Of
    It must be borne in mind that the 'Moroder' part of the name refers to Giorgio Moroder, a professional crazy person who dabbled in music on the side.

    [en.wikipedia.org]

    Yes, I own an album or two of his. Your life isn't complete unless you've heard the 15 minute epic, "Get on the Funk Train."
     Reply
    Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was starred Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was unstarred
    Image of tonyola tonyola
    03:23 PM

    @Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp: Giorgio also pointed the way to the future of dance music with Donna Summer's "I Feel Love" in 1977, sequenced synth bleeps and all. Moroder was truly a whacked-out visionary. Here's where all the techno/house stuff started...
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    03:34 PM

    @tonyola: I know, that's exactly why he's great. Bankrolling a ludicrous supercar is just icing on the cake. He's probably one of the most significant musicians that most people have heard but can't name.
     Reply
    Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was starred Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was unstarred
    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    03:10 PM

    In reply to $700,000 Government-Seized Cizeta V-16T: Coolest Supercar You've Never Heard Of
    I remember sometime in the 1990s Car and Driver had a write up on one of these. They went to Italy to do a test drive and the engine wouldn't run, so they coasted it down a mountain road.

    It was in the April issue, I just thought the car was a joke, it was too insane to be real. It wasn't until I found out much later that it was real.
     Reply
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    03:00 PM

    In reply to $700,000 Government-Seized Cizeta V-16T: Coolest Supercar You've Never Heard Of
    Quad flip-ups? Wow. Only an 8-year old could pen something that insane. I think I'll go buy a 2nd-gen RX-7 and some...extra parts. *devilish grin*
     Reply
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    03:00 PM

    In reply to $700,000 Government-Seized Cizeta V-16T: Coolest Supercar You've Never Heard Of
    Quad flip-ups? Wow. Only an 8-year old could pen something that insane. I think I'll go buy a 2nd-gen RX-7 and some...extra parts. *devilish grin*
     Reply
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    02:54 PM

    In reply to $700,000 Government-Seized Cizeta V-16T: Coolest Supercar You've Never Heard Of
    Ben, please tell us they are not going to crush it.
     Reply
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    02:51 PM

    In reply to Henry Ford Did Not Invent The Assembly Line
    America still invented the Automobile right? RIGHT?
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    B1663R was starred B1663R was unstarred
    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    03:28 PM

    @B1663R: This is true. The first true automobile was, in fact, the 1984 Ford Tempo.
     Reply
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    Image of powermatic powermatic
    02:40 PM

    In reply to Henry Ford Did Not Invent The Assembly Line
    It's also a little-known historical fact that the name 'Ransom' for male heirs plummeted in popularity after that Lindbergh thing.
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