Take the ride of your life with Top Gear.
Watch as Jeremy, Richard and James see their homemade convertible set a car wash on fire. Well, at least it's got its own sprinkler system, right?
Clarkson drives the speed demon-y Koenigsegg CCX. Is nice. We like. Great success! Yes, sometimes a car can turn us into a quivering and unintelligible Kazakhstani.
Sink or float? Good question. Better question would be whether the threesome of Top Gear hosts can swim.
Now that's a seriously fun way to play some soccer. Really, when you think about it, it's the only way to play soccer.