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    Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    Gawkernationalisation has recently brought about great change in the content and the style of previous more distinct blogs. Jalopnik would like to formally announce a partnership with Fleshbot to improve the quality of its writing on the subjects of car pornography by injecting fresh innuendos, with the trial starting with great effect at the Tokyo Motor Show.
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    Edited by Mobius at 10/26/09 4:05 PM Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/26/09

    @Mobius: I liked Gwakernationalisation. ;) #lexuslfa
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    That transaxle is very much ribbed for pleasure. #lexuslfa
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    Image of Mischif Mischif
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    Dammit Ray, children read this blog! Am I gonna have to get Glenn Beck in here? You know if I do he'll never leave! #lexuslfa
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    Scaramanga promoted this comment Mischif was starred Mischif was unstarred
    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    Wow Ray, you guys sure have a hard on for Lexus lately. #lexuslfa
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of 13thfloorelevator 13thfloorelevator
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    This reminds me of an item in my 'Insane things to do if I win the Lottery' file: 'Busa V8, torque tube, Porsche transaxle, Reliant Scimitar. I know, I know, costs as much as a new Ferrari, stupid idea, probably end up with nothing but THE most expensive pile of broken PCH components EVAR, but can you imagine? #lexuslfa
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    evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars promoted this comment 13thfloorelevator was starred 13thfloorelevator was unstarred
    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    10/26/09

    @13thfloorelevator: That is why you comment here. 98% of us could certainly imagine. #lexuslfa
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    THE FATE OF THE DRAGON

    The other guys held back, nervous, hands behind their backs to better resist the temptation to reach out and touch the mighty tube of torque.

    "Just look at that," one of them murmured (except in Japanese).

    "Yes," said another, "It's length is so great the photographer cannot get the whole shaft in focus. I fear this."

    The other nodded. "I'm too distracted and shaky to even take a picture of it."

    "You should, though. No one will believe you."

    But Ray, the outsider, the confident one, placed one tanned and discreetly manicured hand on massive drive shaft. "Just imagine it in action, boys. Twisting and turning and thrusting. Driving those wheels forward until the tires smoke. Shoving all that upholstered, fine mass of a Lexus relentlessly forward toward that horizon of joy we all seek."

    Suddenly, he realized he was alone. He looked around. "Hey! Anybody got a smoke?" #lexuslfa
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/26/09

    @Novaload: That's a smokin' comment! #lexuslfa
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    10/26/09

    @Novaload: I guess the part of Ray showing up with a 5 gallon pail of "Tube Lube" wearing a Backwards Burberry Kimono ends up on the cutting room floor? #lexuslfa
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/26/09

    @POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION: No, that's going to be the trailer! #lexuslfa
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    Image of M4XVLTG3 makes rotary love M4XVLTG3 makes rotary love
    10/26/09

    @Novaload: If this isn’t a QOTD I’ll formally denounce my powers of clairvoyance. #lexuslfa
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    Novaload promoted this comment M4XVLTG3 makes rotary love was starred M4XVLTG3 makes rotary love was unstarred
    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    10/26/09

    @Novaload: This is why I don't eat Dodger Dogs... #lexuslfa
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    Novaload promoted this comment VeeArrrSix was starred VeeArrrSix was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    Hmm...
    What exactly does LFA stand for?

    Lick
    For
    Austerity

    Lay on
    Friction
    Aggressively #lexuslfa
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    Image of handbrake handbrake
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft

    Well #lexuslfa
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    Novaload promoted this comment handbrake was starred handbrake was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    Torque tube, FTMFW! #lexuslfa
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    Between the Tranny Porn and the Giant Shaft and the Whale Penises around here, I am starting to feel uncomfortable. #lexuslfa
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    I'd expect them to streamline that casing substantially, cutting it way back to the essentials, for the export market to Israel.

    I wonder if the LFA, when driven too aggressively and slid around corners, will turn into a minibus? #lexuslfa
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    She got the gold mine.
    I got the shaft. #lexuslfa
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    Where are Ace and Gary? #lexuslfa
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    Image of FThorn FThorn
    10/26/09

    @Novaload: so bad of you! :) #lexuslfa
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    Novaload promoted this comment FThorn was starred FThorn was unstarred
    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    They had to have outsourced the big shaft. After all, Lexus IS Japanese right? #lexuslfa
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 promoted this comment Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was starred Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    10/26/09

    @Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: .
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    Edited by FTGDWolverineEdition'09 at 10/26/09 10:18 AM FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was starred FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    10/26/09

    In reply to Stroking The Lexus LFA's Giant Shaft
    For the first time in my heterosexual life, I feel the urge to lick that shaft. And by the looks of all those marks on that big knob, someone gives toothy head. #lexuslfa
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    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/26/09

    @POLAЯ: So at last, we know what will summon a Polar! #lexuslfa
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    10/26/09

    @Novaload: I just wouldn't want that thing spitting at me!

    Good to see the legendary Novaload is still here! #lexuslfa
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/26/09

    @POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION: OK, that does it, I'm going to write some pr0n for this.
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    Edited by Novaload at 10/26/09 10:27 AM Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    10/26/09

    @Novaload: I wonder if there is a Japanese Penthouse Letters that will feature a story about this giant shaft, a Toyota Exec, and a whole host of Booth Professionals?
    Look for it in the December issue! #lexuslfa
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