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Detroit, 7:42 PM
Mon Nov 23
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DUN DUN DUN
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Let´s see how high he scored on the fart list.
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Would have been entertained if: Wee Man came crashing into in from the heavens (Jackass style) attached to a crane knocking it over and causing poo to get all over Clarkson. Then they would wrap it in duct tape so he couldn't get out and roll it down a hill.
Now that would be funny.
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in the woorld?
BTW, he seemed pretty adept at getting out of it. He's probably used to getting himself out of a jam.
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I caught Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin aSoundofSleep. That's not saying much because he's real lazy and it's rare to catch him awake. I had told the DanMan to run him over, but he said he wanted to TASER him, as TheDanMan, Prefers Kilowatts to Horsepower. Whatever the case, he didn't do what he was told, and now we're real far behind because Pessimippotamus is at 0% productivity. (Pete Gaines pees sitting down and only types in "lowercase"). I had to find someone strong, a real BullLifter. So I turned to dmdukejr- more of a twatter than a twitter, but probably strong enough to do the job, especially if he hits him top-dead-center. I probably should have chosen Iron-Balls McGinty or TheTooth. But I didn't. I haven't mentioned my other problem Dearthair, whom I need help from because Dearthair exists mostly to f*ck with new commenters, and so do I. The cops want him behind bars, gone, but BTLFED doesn't want Dearthair to leave, and neither do I. I'll get back to that, right now I'm tracking DoctorNine, and I need to find him quick because JackMaz got wagon fever.
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Incidentally I am pulling rank. Here:
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I guess you're the rich twin with the Bentley, and I am the poor, despondent twin with the broken down car. Only mine's a Saturn, not Fiesta.
I'm going to go hang around with losers who are on my level. Like Lord Burberry. :p
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While I applaud your work in seeking the star, I question your discipline sir.
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