The New World’s Fastest Motorized Toilet Goes 46.6 MPH

This is Jolene Van Vugt topping out at 46.6 miles per hour (75km/h) on a kart/bog, setting the new Guinness World Record on a Motorized Toilet. Timed twice over 100 meters in Sydney, she smashed the previous record by 4.3 mph. » 5/02/12 6:00pm 5/02/12 6:00pm

Runaway Car Knocks New Zealand Man Off Toilet, Ruins Reader's Digest

A man in Christchurch, New Zealand was enjoying his evening porcelain meditation when all of a sudden he had an unexpected visitor in the form of a four-wheel-drive truck (not pictured). Let this be an important lesson that, when parking on a hill, you need to engage that handbrake properly. Also, don't put your… » 3/28/08 8:30am 3/28/08 8:30am