<![CDATA[Jalopnik: tim robbins]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: tim robbins]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/tim robbins http://jalopnik.com/tag/tim robbins <![CDATA[ Tim Robbins Really Doesn't Like Car Alarms ]]> .syn{font-family:Arial;font-size:11px;color:#999;}.syn A{color:#999;}

Let's say you're Tim Robbins for a minute (we know, only in your dreams), and in your latest movie play a guy living in New York City whose wife plays the cello and a car alarm goes off. That would be enough to make you spin out and become a bizarre anti-car alarm vigilante calling himself the "Rectifier," right? Well, maybe not. But that's the premise of a new movie called "Noise" (why not "The Rectifier"). If you're frustrated by the agonies of the occasional car alarm and find yourself fantasizing about vandalizing unattended cars whose alarms are going off, this movie has your name written all over it. Make the jump for a nice little preview.


]]> Fri, 09 May 2008 14:00:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388200&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Commenter of the Day: The Cuckolding of Tim Robbins Edition ]]> tim_robbins.jpgSome years back, we were acquainted with a film critic/drunken savoyard type who liked to proclaim, unbidden, that Susan Sarandon has the "best t_ts in Hollywood!" Like he really knew. We assume he was talking about Early Sarandon, when this view was defensible. Later Susie... Well, you be the judge. Anyhoo, Hardigree's timely Question Of The Day was of course Hollywood-themed, requesting thoughts on favored fantasy Oscar conveyances. Lots of superb responses. And one COTD. Plus a little Sarandon.

Commenter 1300ccsoffury spanked it and spanked it good, adding a bit of the dragons as a kicker:

I'd love to take Satan's chopped Lincoln Town Car coupe, drop twin-turbo big block V8s into both ends of the car, cut off any and all emissions and sound restricting devices, and add a single-digit 5'x5' LED display on the roof to display instant fuel economy.

Then make out with Susan Sarandon in front of Tim Robbins.


Oh, smack. Take that, Nuke LaLoosh. 'Bout time, really.

]]>
Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:30:00 EST Matthew DeBord http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=360593&view=rss&microfeed=true