Americans Crossing The Border For Mexican Gas, Tom Tancredo Under Suicide Watch

We miss the golden days of our innocent past when people crossed that glorious border into Mexico for tequila, weed and whores. Then their laborers started creeping across the border into our country in larger numbers. As revenge, we passed NAFTA and sent all of our jobs to Mexico. Suckers. But now Mexico has… »5/30/08 11:20am5/30/08 11:20am