The Florida Highway Patrol's released detailed photos of Tiger Woods' crashed Cadillac Escalade and despite that story of his heroic wife, two rear windows are suspiciously smashed in. Also, he admitted to...something. That's not going to help things.
What makes it all the better is the cheesy porn-like music when it gets to the part of the news report dealing with the "potential other woman." Also, that's the worst rendering of the rear end of a Cadillac Escalade we've ever seen.
Golfer Tiger Woods was "seriously injured" in a car crash after hitting a fire hydrant and a tree in Florida early Friday morning at 2:25 AM. The crash, at low speed, did not deploy the airbags of his Cadillac Escalade.