Between this, the Dream Cruise and those tricycles they've been running through non-car areas, it's just a matter of time before someone uses Google Maps to do an updated version of the opening title sequence for "Police Squad!"
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BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was starred
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I've been to Kansas quite a few times. And I've spent a lot of time in Arizona, too. But I have never seen a landscape so treeless in my life. Not even Iceland, and that's a pretty treeless place.
@Ash78: welcome to the home of the LeMONS ARSE-FREEZE-APALOOZA. Oddly enough a couple miles outside the track its a wetland area with all sorts of wildlife preserves. Flocks of birds can be so thick it looks like low hanging clouds or smoke. It's definitely in the butt-crack-of-nowhere in California.
@Neil Allan: Uh, what? There's never too much LeMons. Pick and choose what "vignetting" you like. Or have none. Think of it as a traditional massive Jalopnik buffet that just gets larger and crazier every time.
@TechnoDestructo: No, it arrived "pre-flexed" to the race, having hit a couple of parked cars at 60 and bent the frame. That's why the Faster Farms guys got it for free. Now it's survived that crash plus a LeMons rollover, and it's still being street driven.
@FuzzyPlushroom: I can't find it either, but I'm pretty sure that's a late-'90s/early-'00s F150 bumper- maybe an "XLT" or some such. Definitely familiar, though.
Somebody ought to put together a video of each race. it doesn't have to be fancy, just comprehensible (like the cars). A little narration would be nice as well. I'd pay $19.95 plus shipping for one.
@TR3-A: It seems that every single LeMons race has at least one pro camera crew, not affiliated with any team, shooting footage. Then we never hear from them again. Someone, someday, is going to come out with the definitive LeMons documentary... I hope.
I figured those guys were the "Official Media Crew" or something. One of those guys even went out on the infield during the race, which I assumed you had to be special to do.
@TR3-A: As long as we get such gems as "the Taurus behind me has his windshield washer nozzles aimed at the car behind him" and "Aww, god damn it", I agree.
@Mad_Science: Nah, anyone who claims media status can usually talk his or her way into forbidden areas at a car event. Done it many times myself.
Seriously, I've seen at least a half-dozen video crews with nice gear shooting at LeMons events, yet nobody has yet done the Great Americans LeMons Movie. Come on, wannabe documentarians! Here's your chance!
that is a very straight 85/86 mustang GT for a lemons car. there are 4 or 5 beaters in a four block radius here that would have been a better choice IMO. wonder how much they claim to have spent on that one...
@TENGRAM: The Mustag-Do was indeed less than $500. It was probably the fact that it was sitting in a field for 6 years, or the dead squirrel in the dash...or both. We thought LeMons would make for a fitting Viking funeral for it, but the damn thing kept running...
@Murilee Martin: I don't think _anyone_ accused us of spending more than $500 on our car. Then again, when your car is the only one in the race that has:
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c) two British carburetors
d) four mismatched wheels
e) tuna
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I had it set to underexpose b/c I was screwing around with my flash the day before.
The mega-pile you see here are the good ones from something like 3-4000 pictures. There was no time for post-processing, I assure you.
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Did we ever figure out what that front bumper was from?
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There were a bunch of guys there with pro AV equipment...not sure what they were going to do with the footage.
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I figured those guys were the "Official Media Crew" or something. One of those guys even went out on the infield during the race, which I assumed you had to be special to do.
Amazing what a snazzy vest can do for you.
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Seriously, I've seen at least a half-dozen video crews with nice gear shooting at LeMons events, yet nobody has yet done the Great Americans LeMons Movie. Come on, wannabe documentarians! Here's your chance!
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a) points
b) a single chamber master cylinder
c) two British carburetors
d) four mismatched wheels
e) tuna
you will tend to be given the benefit of the doubt.