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    Onion: US-Owned GM Produces Pelosi-Boehner Hatchback

    How Does America Lure Little Kids Into Vans?

    The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway

    Onion's "Auto Warriors" Would Totally Be A Huge Hit

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    Image of TowerOfPower TowerOfPower
    07/29/09

    In reply to Onion: US-Owned GM Produces Pelosi-Boehner Hatchback
    I didn't know Nancy Pelosi could get a Boehner for a hatchback.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/29/09

    @TowerOfPower: "You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?" "No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized dick."
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/29/09

    In reply to Onion: US-Owned GM Produces Pelosi-Boehner Hatchback
    We need more hatches.
     Reply
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    Image of zeeboid zeeboid
    07/29/09

    In reply to Onion: US-Owned GM Produces Pelosi-Boehner Hatchback
    NOT FOLKING FUNNY YOU GUYS.

    Its allmost here!
     Reply
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    07/29/09

    @zeeboid: If that's how you feel, blame Krewson.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/29/09

    @SCROGGS!!!: Krewson is the new Obama?
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    07/29/09

    @pauljones: No, Ray is the new Obama. That makes Krewson the new Biden.
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    07/29/09

    @SCROGGS!!!:

    I blame Government in general (left and right). Obama just happens to be government's current leader.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    07/29/09

    @zeeboid: No, no, no....the government is your friend. That's why he's been reading your email.
     Reply
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/17/09

    In reply to How Does America Lure Little Kids Into Vans?
    Beer and/or pornography.
     Reply
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/17/09

    In reply to How Does America Lure Little Kids Into Vans?
    Billy, show me on this doll where those Jalopnik commenters touched you.
     Reply
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/17/09

    In reply to How Does America Lure Little Kids Into Vans?
    Anyone got some Beer/or Pornography?
     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/17/09

    In reply to How Does America Lure Little Kids Into Vans?
    Oh my God. That's horrible.


    I know it's a joke, but I truly feel sorry for those kids.


    Personally, I wouldn't get in the van for less than a game console, or the Castillian from the previous post.

     Reply
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    In reply to How Does America Lure Little Kids Into Vans?
    Hey Ray, you wanna give that link another shot?
     Reply
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    06/17/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Let me guess: Firefox?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/17/09

    @John Krewson: It worked for me using Firefox, so that can't be (solely) it.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    06/17/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Works for me.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    @John Krewson: It's okay for you guys? Weird. I'm using Chrome, but I'll go give FF a try if it works there.
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    06/17/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Nope, not working in FF3, and I am NOT going to IE, so I guess I'll have to stay curious.
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    06/17/09

    @smalleyxb122: Hmm. Onion never works for ME on Firefox. Perhaps it's my unclean soul.
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    06/17/09

    @John Krewson: Jalopnik logs me out automatically on FF. So now I use Chrome.
     Reply
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    Good thing he remembered to stay on the driveway and off the lawn. The Obamas don't like people invading their dog's space.
     Reply
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    Creepy, just creepy. Could those pant legs be any wider?

    Does this guy have a segmented thorax?

    Is that a groovy medallion or a tumor on his chest?
     Reply
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    The picture reminds me of the TV ad for one of those real estate systems where you supposedly earn six figures working 10 hours a week from home. You may have seen it on late night cable.


    Scene: Douchebag in driveway of huge house, looks up from detailing his red C4 vette, "Oh, hi! This proven system gives me plenty of free time to enjoy life, and I'm making more money than ever before!"

     Reply
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    I love The Onion. Reminds me, I need to find a stand relatively close to me in South Arlington, TX, which has 'em.


    New for 1979...the Firebird TURBO...Pontiac, we build driving excrement!

     Reply
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/06/09

    @I'm out of clever screen names: Well, if you're looking for a last stand, try the Alamo.
     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    So, Biden is more Kato Kaelin and less Dick Cheney?
     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    @engineerd: Definitely more Kato. Good comparison.
     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    Joseph Biden is an anagram for "Bind Jeep Hos."
     Reply
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: He does BJ nip.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: His middle name is "Robinette".


    This makes for hundreds of prime examples. "Heroin Jest Pinto Ebbed", for example. "Horniest Biped: Bone Jet."

     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    It looks like he's about to say something stupid.
     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I'd be more surprised if he looked like he was going to say something smart.


    In fact, I'm going to hold my breath and wait for Biden to say something smart. You might want to call 911 now.

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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Probably something along the lines of: "I'm glad I was able to do my part to save Pontiac and its employees from shutting down by buying this Camaro."
     Reply
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